TRUTH OR PAIR: SI EDITION:

It’s time for another round of Truth or Pair with Sorority Intern. In Truth or Pair, a listener calls in and asks SI a question. She can say “truth” and answer the question, or Caller Kayla asked Cass if she had a gun to her head, would she have sex with Jason or Deb. Cass said she’d have to pick Deb over Jason, scissoring and all. Caller Brett, whom one of our interns accidentally hung up on, called back and asked Cass if Russell, her boyfriend, has ever brought his trapeze skills into the bedroom, and what’s the craziest thing he’s ever done in bed. She said, because of his strength, he is able to do things such as lifts that many men are unable to do. Ooh la la. Sorority Intern chose to answer both questions, so we gave Citizen Cope tickets to Caller X.

 

 

FATHER DAWN:

Our good old friend Father Dawn came in studio today to say his goodbyes to SI, since tomorrow is her last day. Father Dawn hasn’t been around in a while, which, according to him, is because he’s been involved with SEMA (Southeastern Middle East something or other). Father Dawn said a prayer for Cass, and he even offered her a job as a topless organist with the Church of Latter-Day Religious Peoples, as a personal bather, or as a full release masseuse with happy endings. She declined all offers, except maybe a PR position with the church that pays slightly more than what she makes here. Thanks for the well wishes, Father.

MORE AUDIO PRODUCTIONS:

As you know, we’re looking for someone to fill SI’s seat when she leaves us tomorrow. We’ve played both SOAP Man Alex and Other Guy Intern Nick’s audio production resumes throughout the week. Now, it seems that some other random Emmis employees have sent us their own productions. Today we played one we got from a guy named CJ Morgan…not sure who the hell he is, but his production was pretty entertaining nonetheless. To hear CJ’s audio, go to our Morning X Podcast at 101X.com.

 

 

KNOW YOUR CO-HOST:

Normally, SI asks Jason and Deb questions about each other, but since it’s her last week, she’s asking them questions about herself. Caller Sally was on Deb’s side, and Caller Gustavo was on Jason’s. First, she asked Jason and Deb how many months she and Russell have been together. They both answered 15 months, which is right, so we narrowed it down to months and days. Jason answered closest to the correct answer, which is 15 months and 6 days. Next, she asked what animals she raised and showed in FFA in high school. Deb answered pigs and cows, and both were right! Thirdly, she asked the name of her dance team in high school. Neither Deb nor Jason knew the answer. The last question was ‘what is her sister’s job?’ Deb answered a nurse for old people, which was close enough because she’s really an ICU nurse. The results were a tie so both Sally and Gustavo got Alpha Rev tickets. Congrats guys!

ANDY LANGER:

Every Thursday we welcome Andy Langer in studio to talk about music and make fun of Jason. Just as Father Dawn said goodbye earlier, Andy bid his farewell to SI because this is his last Thursday with her. Andy reminisced a time during Cassandra’s early days on the show, when he was in studio and mentioned the word “cunnelingous.” Cassandra had no idea what that meant, but she knows now! Today Andy discussed his thoughts on peoples’ habit to over share. A girl posted on Facebook that she was worried about her boyfriend and didn’t know where he was. Later on, she posted she was rushing to the hospital. Come to find out, her boyfriend suffered from anal bleeding whilst having a sex with another woman! By the way, she posted the details of the incident on Facebook, which Andy thought was a little much. Deb thought it was appropriate; he buttslammed her, so she should be able to buttslam him back. In other Andy news, he and Deb are in the midst of a QRANK war. They have a QRANK date at Home Slice on Monday. Both Deb and Andy have doubled each other’s scores, and the competition will only get more fierce. To hear more from Andy Langer, tune into The Next Big Thing on 101X Sunday nights.

 

I LOVE YOU CALL:

Everyday we call a random business, and Deb tries to get the person who answers to tell her they love her. Today we called A Stitch Wizard in Virginia Beach, VA. Deb asked Susan if they offer any stitching or quilting classes, and the lady said they didn’t, but Deb should check the yellow pages. Then, Deb asked if they could stitch “I Love You” onto a baby blanket for her nephew, and Susan said absolutely they could. After a short AIDS talk, Deb FINALLY got an I Love You!!! Hooray! The loveless drought is over just in time before Cass’ departure.

NICK AND ALEX INTERVIEWS:

Today, Deb interviewed Nick and Alex for SI’s producer position. Upon entering the studio, they were surprised to find out that someone else is in the running for the position – some guy named CJ Morgan. No one seems to know who he is. First, Deb asked what each of them would bring to the table if hired. Alex said he’s a quick learner, and Nick said he has the ability to run on little sleep. Next, Deb asked if they own their own headphones? They said, yes, they both own their own headphones. Thirdly, Deb asked what is a dead seg is. Nick answered a broke segway, and Alex thought it was a radio segment that’s not going anywhere. The last question was can the candidates spell, and they both claimed they are able to spell. Very important. Good luck to both Alex and Nick. The poll is up! Click here to vote for whichever candidate you feel will be the best replacement for Cassandra.

 

DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:

Each day we quiz Deb over a random topic for a listener’s chance to win tickets. Today’s topic was Jessica Simpson. These were the questions:
1. Name three semi-famous people she’s dated. Caller Glen did not think Deb would know the answer, and she did. She named Nick Lachey, John Mayer and Tony Romo.
2. What’s the name of Jessica Simpson’s lost dog? Once again, Glen didn’t think Deb would get it right, and she did again. The dog’s name was Daisy.
Caller X is going to see Deftones!

 

REWIND: I LOVE YOU CALL:

Every day we call a random business and try to trick the person answering the phone into telling Deb, “I love you.” Deb is on an historic losing streak. If she got butt-slammed today it would make a two-week streak. In order to prompt an I Love You, and in order to compete further for Cassandra’s job, SOAP Man Alex made a theme song for the I Love You Call. It’s inspirational, heartfelt, and calls Deb a disagreeable ho. What more could she ask for? We called Deb’s Bakery today, so Deb said that she was going to come visit them, because her boyfriend is a chef and went to school near their location. But, upon talking to their Deb, we found out that they’re actually closing the store because business is so bad, and there’s someone coming by next week to look at the place. To add insult to injury, their Deb herself got diagnosed with Celiac disease, so she’s allergic to flour, which means she can’t be in the business anymore. Rather than crying, our Deb tried her best to squeeze an I Love You out of their Deb, but it was to no avail. Tragedy. Should we take a break from I Love You Calls for a while? This is getting a little too depressing.

NEWS:

Mel Gibson was supposed to begin directing a new Viking movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio. DiCaprio will no longer be involved in the film; a source has stated that he will not work with Gibson.

Unlike Leo, Jodie Foster isn’t shying away from working with Gibson. Their upcoming flick, directed by Foster, The Beaver, doesn’t have a release date yet, but it has been given a PG-13 rating.

A survey of the Leading Economists says the economic recovery will continue well into the end of 2011.

Bull fighting has been banned in the province of Catalonia, Spain.

A young woman was accused of smuggling thousands of dollars worth of night vision equipment back to Russia and is now on house arrest in Plano.

Levi Johnston, Briston Palin’s fiancé, might be the father of ex-girlfriend Lanesia Garcia’s unborn baby.

Cell phones are the #4 most filthy, bacteria-ridden devices we use in our lifetime.

Jessica Simpson is “in discussion” to become a new American Idol judge to replace Simon Cowell.

SPORTS:

Sergio Kindle, who recently suffered a fractured skull from falling down two flights of stairs, has narcolepsy according to former Texas Longhorns coach Mack Brown.

Cleveland Indians fans “heckled” a man wearing a LeBron James Miami Heat jersey at the Cleveland-Yankees game last night. Hundreds of people were “chanting” obscenities at the Miami fan.

Titans QB Vince Young is unlikely to be suspended from the NFL after his fight at a strip club with a guy who gave the “horns down” sign.

Astros pitcher Roy Oswalt is likely to be traded from the Astros to the Phillies.