JASON’S UNMANLY MOMENT:

Yesterday Jason had three moments of unmanliness. As soon as he got home around noon, he noticed it was unusually warm. So he went upstairs and saw that his AC was, in fact, not functioning. This would happen at the end of July, in the heat of the summer. His first instinct was to call his mom. His mom came over, took a look and called an AC repairman. The repairman asked if Jason had checked the breaker box. Jason didn’t even know where the breaker box was! The repairman was up there for about 90 minutes, and he just needed to replace a fuse. Jason had no idea how to change a fuse, and he still doesn’t have a clue after all that. Well, I guess every man has his weak moments.

 

 

 

SOAP MAN’S PRODUCTION:

As you probably know by now, SI is leaving us at the end of the week to join the circus. We have two possible intern replacements, Alex (SOAP Man) and Nick (Other Guy Penis Intern), and we’re letting you choose which one is worthy of filling SI’s shoes. We have asked each of them to produce a short audio piece as a sort of “audition” for Cass’ high-dollar position. You may have heard Nick’s audio on the past few MorningX shows; he produced the intro for “The Quiz”, which has been renamed “Does Deb Know Stuff.” Today we played Alex’s audio – a compilation of Jason and Deb clips made into a cheesy cop movie trailer. It was entertainment at its best! Go to the MorningX Podcast to hear it! The competition is getting tough; may the best intern win. There can only be one!

DEB’S DIARY:

Deb is a hot British chick living in Austin, TX. We have no clue what that’s like so we let her tell us about it every Tuesday. Sometimes Deb just wants to relax and run away to a relaxing oasis for a little while. She has a few days off coming up soon, and she wants to go on a nice beach vacation with her boyfriend, where she can wear a tiny bikini and enjoy lots of food and beverages. Because they went to Europe earlier this year, they’re a little low on money and looking for somewhere cheap to go, preferably somewhere they’ll be served fruity beverages by a man in a white suit. Sean called in and suggested a website called Vacations To Go where you can get 80% off deals to different resorts. Another listener called in about a place in Cabo called Hotel California. Looks like Deb has some practical options now. Thanks for all the suggestions.

SI TRUTH OR PAIR:

SI is leaving us at the end of the week, so we’re playing Truth or Pair SI edition all week. Truth or Pair is a game where listeners call in to ask either Jason, Deb or, in this case, Cassandra a question. They can say “truth” and answer the question, or the caller gets a pair of tickets. Caller Stephanie asked if Cass has ever kissed a girl and liked it. She said yes she has, but they’re just playful bar kisses when she's feeling good. Jonathan called in and asked Cass if she had a gun to her head, would she have sex with Jason Dick or Dale Dudley from the Dudley & Bob Show on KLBJ. She said she’d rather die than have sex with Dale. Hope he doesn’t find out about that! Caller Tim asked Cass how old she was the first time she had sex. She had to say “pair” because that question was just a little too intrusive. Congrats Tim! You won Citizen Cope tickets.

 

I LOVE YOU CALL:

Everyday we call a random business, and Deb tries to get the person who answers to tell her they love her. Deb hasn’t gotten an “I love you” since July 14. Today we called Anchor Moving & Storage. A nice, monotone lady named Linda answered, and Deb expressed her gratitude of their services. Linda was appreciative, but as Deb practically begged for Linda’s love, Linda had nothing to say in return.


DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:

Each day we quiz Deb over a random topic for a listener’s chance to win tickets. Today’s topic is Somewhat Hilarious Sports Injuries. These were the questions:
1. Martin Gramatica tore his ACL doing what? Caller Wyatt guessed Deb would not know, and she didn’t. He was injured celebrating a kick by jumping up and down excitedly.
2. Name one of the injuries that Saints player Jeremy Shockey has endured? Wyatt didn’t think she would know this, and she didn’t. She guessed a torn hamstring.
3. A young Jason Dick injured what in little league practice? Wyatt thought Deb would know, and she did. His fellow teammate, Justin Hobby, threw a ball to him “really hard”, causing Jason to break his little finger.


REWIND: TRUTH OR PAIR

Each Monday, we play a game called ‘Truth or Pair’ where listeners ask Jason or Deb a question, and Jason and Deb can either answer or give them a pair of tickets. Since Cassandra’s leaving this week, we played a Sorority Intern version of Truth or Pair. A listener asked Cassandra how close Jason has come to sexually harassing her. Cassandra said that one time he grabbed her breast, but Jason claims that he was checking for breast cancer. Another listener asked if Cassandra if she’s ever had sex in public. She said she did have sex in the bathroom on her dad’s yacht. A listener asked if Cassandra would rather have sex with Jason, Nick, or Alex. After hesitation, Cassandra answered Alex. We’ll be playing Sorority Intern Truth or Pair every day this week, so get your questions ready.


NEWS:

BP Chief Executive Officer Tony Hayward’s “inevitable resignation” has finally come. U.S. citizen Robert Dudley will replace him.

Austin race promoters have scheduled a news conference for 10 a.m. this morning to discuss the unveiling of the new F1 track site. It could be nearly 10 years before an event takes place there. The site is near the town of Elroy.

A new, much calmer Mel Gibson rant has been released on Radar Online. Gibson’s ex-girlfriend, Oksana Gregorieva, has an album’s worth of material, but is unable to release it without Gibson’s permission because he invested a large amount of money in the recording, and he even co-wrote some of the songs.

Scott McKinley, a 50-year-old man in Austin, was reported to have died from injuries caused by homemade fireworks. He was found in his car in a ditch near Brodie Lane around 10 p.m. Sunday night.

Lindsay Lohan will not be getting out of jail this Thursday. Her sentence was a couple of weeks, which means she has to stay in there until the beginning of next week.

Michael Lohan gave a list of doctors to the police who he thinks may have over-prescribed medications to Lindsay.

A Pittsburgh man robbed a bank at BB gunpoint wearing clown pants, a blonde wig and fake breasts. He was arrested covered in red dye from a busted packet in a bag of money.


SPORTS:

Sergio Kindle, recently drafted by the Ravens, is out for training camp due to a fractured skull after falling down two flights of stairs this weekend.
Dallas Cowboys tight end Martellus Bennett apologized for recently leaked nude photos on the Internet. Bennett said they were taken four years ago and uploaded online without his knowledge or permission.

Andre Dawson stated on Sunday that the Hall of Fame writers will have a tougher time due to the “steroid era.”

Tampa Bay Rays’ Matt Garza threw the first no-hitter in the team’s history last night, beating Detroit 5-0.

Tony Hawk suffered a serious pelvis injury and a hematoma during a fall at an exhibition in Anaheim, CA on Saturday.