THE FINAL COUNTDOWN:

This week is Cassandra’s last week at the MorningX. On Friday, Cassandra will leave to go work for her boyfriend Russell at Trapeze Austin. Since Cassandra’s leaving, she will need a replacement. Therefore, we are letting the listeners choose Cassandra’s replacement. The two main candidates for the job are Alex (Son of a Preacher Man) and Nick (Other Guy Penis Guy Intern). Alex has been around for a long time, and he currently works for 101X in the promotions department. Nick has a job as at the front desk before the receptionist comes in to work, and he is also the creator of Digital Filet-O-Fish. Throughout the week, Nick and Alex will have a chance to show off their abilities to prove their worthiness as a potential Associate Producer. There will be no rules, so the battle could get pretty heated. Keep listening this week to hear more from Alex and Nick.

 

 

JASON’S DILEMMA:

Over the weekend, Jason was faced with a major ethical decision. A confirmed lesbian was putting the moves on Jason, and he doesn’t know whether or not to make out with her. Jason doesn’t want to be hit on by gay guys, so he feels like it wouldn’t be fair to try to make out with a lesbian. Deb and Cassandra think Jason might’ve been mistaken and just thought that the lesbian was flirting with him. Jason, however, said she hugged him, kissed him on the cheek, and seemed interested. Nick remembered a time when gay guys hit on Jason, so he thinks it’s the universe’s way of justifying Jason’s decision to make out with a lesbian. Deb thinks the lesbian just wants Jason for his “seed.” Deb also realized that Jason only has female friends that he hopes might accidentally sleep with him, and she thinks there’s only an “incidental” chance that the lesbian will sleep with Jason. Jason doesn’t mind being an “incidental” slip up. A listener called in and said the lesbian was interested in Jason because he was acting like a giant pussy. Hopefully, Jason can use his charm and romantic abilities to seduce his lesbian friend.

 

 

ZOMBIE PEEL:

Deb goes to Restora Austin to do facials, so on Friday she went in to get a new treatment. Deb’s doctor, Judy, suggested that she try out an “aggressive peel.” The result was a classic zombie look. As soon as the peel was finished, Deb looked in the mirror and noticed that her skin looked dead and was falling off. Deb went on her romantic weekend getaway with her platonic friend this weekend, so she called her and warned her. Deb’s friend didn’t care because they were staying in Fredericksburg, and they were going to be around old people all weekend. Deb even had a hard time falling asleep last night because the skin on her face was flapping around as the fan blew it on it.

 

 

DEB’S TRIP TO FREDERICKSBURG:

Deb went to Fredericksburg this weekend with her friend for a romantic weekend. They stayed at a bed and breakfast, drove to Enchanted Rock, and spent time shopping in the town. The man who ran the bed and breakfast was a cool guy who got his tattoos from the same person who does Deb’s tattoos. The highlight of Deb’s trip was the old people that she ran into. One old woman told her, “I bet that tattoo hurt like the dickens!” Deb said it hurt worse than that, and the old woman said she would’ve shot the tattoo artist with her gun. Deb also enjoyed going to a winery outside of town. An old French man owned the winery, and he flirted with Deb and her friend. When he asked about Deb’s face, she told him that she’d gotten a facial. He then decided to call her Joan Rivers for the rest of the day. Jason was disappointed to hear that there was no scissoring this weekend.

 

 

 

TRUTH OR PAIR:

Each Monday, we play a game called ‘Truth or Pair’ where listeners ask Jason or Deb a question, and Jason and Deb can either answer or give them a pair of tickets. Since Cassandra’s leaving this week, we played a Sorority Intern version of Truth or Pair. A listener asked Cassandra how close Jason has come to sexually harassing her. Cassandra said that one time he grabbed her breast, but Jason claims that he was checking for breast cancer. Another listener asked if Cassandra if she’s ever had sex in public. She said she did have sex in the bathroom on her dad’s yacht. A listener asked if Cassandra would rather have sex with Jason, Nick, or Alex. After hesitation, Cassandra answered Alex. We’ll be playing Sorority Intern Truth or Pair every day this week, so get your questions ready.

 

 

QUIEN ES MAS MACHO:

Every Monday we play a little game called ‘Quien Es Mas Macho’ where Jason competes against a listener to see who had a manlier weekend.  Listener Rob went to Maryland to work as a dive rescue officer, saved a boat, and saved nine people's lives.  Jason went to Tacos & Tequila, lost and won money with online poker, won a game of golf, went to Pluckers, went to 6th Street, watched girls make out, and didn’t do anything on Sunday. Rob didn’t fall down two flights of stairs and saved 9 lives this weekend. Jason didn’t barbeque or make out with a lesbian this weekend. Rob was declared the winner and officially had a “mas macho” weekend.

 

 

I LOVE YOU CALL:

Every day, we call a random business and Deb tries to get whoever answers to tell her they love her. Today we called Eastern Mountain Sports. She asked if they sold kayaks, but they didn’t have them for sale. Chris said they did have water bottles, clothing, and other accessories. He did mention that they have another location that sells kayaks. Deb said she wanted to come see him anyways because he sounded like a nice guy. Deb didn’t get an I Love You today, and she hasn’t had one in over a week. Hopefully she can end her slump tomorrow.

 

DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:

Each day we quiz Deb over a random topic for a listener’s chance to win tickets. Today, we did trivia over Sergio Kindle. 1) Who drafted Sergio Kindle? Deb guessed the Baltimore Ravens and was correct. 2) What position did Kindle play at UT? Deb guessed running back, but she was wrong. 3) How many years did Kindle play at UT? Deb guessed 3 years, but he played for 4 years. Listener Peter won tickets to see Alpha Rev!

REWIND:

Every day, we call a random business and Deb tries to get whoever answers to tell her they love her. Today, we called Bill’s Carpet Care, and Sue answered. Deb told her that she loved the company so much she wanted to get a tattoo of their name. Deb said she threw a party at her parent’s house, but Bill’s Carpet Care cleaned it up so well that her parents couldn’t tell. Sue thought she knew who’s house it was, and she was appreciative of the compliment. Unfortunately, Deb didn’t receive any love today, and she was 0 for 5 this week. Ouch!

NEWS:

Lindsay Lohan has been in jail for about a week, and one of Lindsay Lohan’s fellow inmates claims that Lohan is getting special treatment there. Lohan’s lawyer says she is doing well and she has “made some friends.”

Mel Gibson got angry at Oksana for talking to the gardener and smiling at him too much. This altercation eventually led to the phone calls released by Radar Online.

A man dressed as Darth Vader robbed a New York bank with a gun. Apparently, the man had a high-pitched, squeaky voice.

After a scuffle at Comic-Con, a nerd stabbed one of his fellow nerds in the eye with a pen.

A judge in Tampa, Florida sentenced two feuding neighbors to monthly potluck dinners together as part of their probation.

A new survey found that 50% of workers use Facebook while at work. In addition, 7% of workers use Farmville for at least an hour while they’re at work.

KISS is offering free concerts to children so they can educate them about real music.

Kings Of Leon had to cancel their show in St. Louis after three songs because pigeons were pooping on them. Jared, the bass player, said he was hit by pigeon poop twice in the first couple songs.

SPORTS:

Sergio Kindle, a Baltimore Ravens rookie, suffered a head injury after falling down two flights of stairs. Kindle is expected to make a full recovery, but he won’t be at training camp this week.

Dez Bryant broke tradition and refused to carry Roy Williams’ pads after practice.