DEB’S MAN IS IN TOWN:

Deb’s man has been in Arizona for a couple months working. He missed Deb so much he bought a plane ticket to come visit and arrived yesterday. Deb was so excited and wanted to do something special for him when she picked him up at the airport. She decided to strap on some boots and a knee length coat, but that is all. In the movies you see women go naked under coats for their men all the time. Unfortunately she got nervous. What if a gush of wind came and blew her skirt up? To make herself feel safer she threw on a sexy lacey black bra and matching teeny sexy thong underwear. Ladies, Deb recommends if you pick your man up from the airport, make sure you go naked! He couldn’t run to the car fast enough!

WHO IS MORE IRISH?

What are you doing on St. Patrick’s Day? We’re gonna be at Fado Irish Pub, and you should be, too. And while you’re there, maybe we can solve a little dispute that’s been going on behind-the-scenes for a while here. When Jason and Deb were hanging out with the proprietors of Fado a few weeks ago, Jason noted what he thought was a phony connection between Deb and the owners because they’re all not from the U.S. But Jason claims he’s more Irish than Deb is. They’ve been fighting about it ever since. Each day the two of them are going to put forth a reason why he or she is more Irish. Today Jason’s Irish trait is that he is the #1 fan of the movie Rudy. He still cries every time he sees it. Since Rudy played at Notre Dame, Jason thinks that is a good enough reason to beat Deb out on her Irishness. Deb’s Irish trait today was more like a story. Once upon a time there was an Irish couple living in Cork, Ireland who decided to move their family to England and gave birth to 4 children. One of these children was John O’Keefe, who then became Deb’s father. This mean’s Deb is 50% Irish therefore she IS more Irish than Jason. Vote at the poll just over to the right here to determine who’s the real Irishman – Jason O’Dick or Deb. (Even if you think it’s Jason, vote for Deb so that you can see Jason dressed like a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day at Fado.)

 

NOEL BIDERMAN WITH ASHLEY MADISON:

Today we welcomed to the program, Noel Biderman. He is the owner of AshleyMadison.com which is a website for anyone who wants to cheat on their significant other. Deb is famously not a fan of his website. Noel is trying to get his website out there through advertising on TV and not just radio. He created a commercial hoping to get it on ABC network during infidelity shows like Desperate Housewives, but the network did not allow it. Noel pointed out that it is ok to have cheating shows that are fiction, but when it comes to reality, no one wants to see it. Jason took issue with Noel’s ads on “special videos” Jason likes to look up on the internet. The other day Jason was surfing the web for some porn and before he could watch it he had to sit through an Ashley Madison ad! If you want to cheat, check out the website here!

 

PRISON PEN PAL:

The only mail that actually comes to us that is worth reading comes from our #1 Prison Pen Pal, Judson May. We received a new letter last week! We read it on air today. He now can email us letters. Deb has been corresponding with him via email, but it just isn’t the same. It takes away from the letters when you can’t see the handwriting. He gave us an updated photo as well today! He wants to come by and cook some nice prison food for us when he gets out, but warned Deb that the vegetarian options are few and far between. We love hearing from our Prison Pen Pal and we are looking forward to the nachos he is going to make us! Feel free to write Judson May because he gets lonely in prison:

Federal Correctional Institution
Judson May
Reg No: 35704-180
P.O. Box 1010
Bastrop, TX 78602

 

QUIEN ES MAS MACHO:

Every Monday we test Jason’s weekend up against a listener because Jason is notorious for having macho weekends! Listener Jake called in today to try and beat Jason. Friday night Jake went to a friend’s house and had dinner while playing with his friend’s family. Friday night he went downtown and played Call of Duty until the sun came up. Saturday he went to Zilker Park to play volleyball, then went to yoga and finally made it downtown. He was caught by a chick he is seeing with another chick he is seeing. At 1:45am he ended up calling the other girl and sprung for Kerby Lane the next morning. On Sunday he went out with another chick and out of all the chicks he had this weekend, he is not calling any of them again. Jason Dick went to Lucky Lounge Friday and got on stage to sing with More Cowbell. On Saturday he was auctioned off for charity and ended up at Lucky Lounge again. He babysat Saturday during the day and believed his nephew is turning into a devil child. Jason didn’t put clothes on Sunday until 7pm when he had to go play softball. The Ligers won 23 to 3. Thanks to Pluckers who is the Liger’s sponsor! Jason won this week because Jake was just a douchebag. We gave Jake a Fado Irish Pub prize pack today which includes a $25 gift certificate, 2 tickets to their St. Patrick’s Day event and Jameson gear! Thanks for playin!

 

TRUTH OR PAIR:

Every Monday we allow listeners to call in to ask Jason and Deb personal questions. If Jason or Deb refuses to answer the question the listener wins tickets. Today we played for Phoenix tickets. Listener Jessica called in to ask Jason if he has ever stolen from his employer. Jason said truth and it depends on your definition of the word “steal”. He has taken some printer paper home to work out of his “home office”. Does that count? He has also taken some t-shirts, but that doesn’t count either because the t-shirts are free give-aways. Listener Jacob called in to ask Deb if she has shown her boyfriend anything more than just boobs on the Skype. Deb said truth and yes. She has gone fully nude for him! Listener Claudia called in to ask Jason what his terms were in his divorce. Jason said truth and there were none. It was very amicable. We had another successful edition of Truth or Pair today! We gave the tickets to caller “X”.


I LOVE YOU CALL:

Everyday we call a random business to try and get the person who answers to say “I Love You”. Today we called PC Professor and Saharah answered the phone today. She told Deb that they are a “drop off” service for computers and the turn around time is 2 days. Deb decided to throw in the word “chillax” to make it fun. She even went on to throw in the words “coolio” and “cool beans”. Saharah just ended up laughing at her. Deb definitely did not receive the love today. That makes 6 straight butt slams in a row!

 

THE QUIZ:

Everyday we quiz Deb on random trivia for tickets. Listener Bronwyn called in to play for her chance to win Flaming Lips tickets. We played with Sandra Bullock trivia today. Deb knew all the questions we threw at her. She knew her first film was “Love Potion Number 9”, she dated Bob Schneider and she owns 2 restaurants in Austin: Bess and Walton's Fancy and Staple. Congrats to Bronwyn who won tickets to the Flaming Lips today!

 

REWIND:

Friday we welcomed into the studio Dr. Reid and Dr. Gordon, our favorite doctors from Restora. Doctors agree that Heidi Montag looks good, but much older post-operation. They stated that they would not have done the Heidi’s procedure of 10 surgeries in one day. I’m sorry Jon Gosselin you are doomed to live with a small penis! It’s confirmed there is not much one can do about a small willy. Listener Carl inquired about his girlfriend’s uneven breast. The doctors suggested she could have a reduction on one breast since she is set on not wanting implants. Listener Beth also called in. She wondered what could be done about stretch mark removal with laser. Pink and red marks are easily removed but the procedure becomes more difficult to remove when skin turns white. When asked about tattoo removal from listener Rebecca, the doctors say it depends on size and location of the tattoo. Also, Dr. Reid is making it a point to research many businesses that claim to be the best at tattoo removal. Listener Sally asked about a breast lift because she just had a kid. This procedure requires several incisions; however, scars heal really well and disappear over time. For more info visit their website.

NEWS:

The Hurt Locker won best picture and the director, Kathryn Bigelow, won best director. She used to be married to James Cameron, but he cheated on her. It was nice to see her win just because of that. Sandra Bullock won the best actress award. To see a full list of all the winners check out the Oscar’s website.
http://oscar.go.com/oscar-night/winners?cid=10_oscars_landingCallout_nominations

Sandra Bullock won a Razzie Award as well as an Oscar this weekend. She is the first person ever to do that. At the Razzie’s she won worst actress for All About Steve.

This weekend there was a fund raiser for Joe Stack’s wife, Sheryl, and step daughter. Sheryl's friends, church and community including the Greater Mt. Zion Baptist Church, where IRS employee Vernon Hunter, who was killed in the plane crash, came out to perform and donate.

 

SPORTS:

Ben Roethlisberger was in Georgia at a night club when he followed a 20 year old woman in the bathroom and someone attacked her. She was rushed to a hospital. No other information has surfaced so far.

Today is the second open football practice at the University of Texas at 3:30pm.

Tiger Woods had to change his number 5 times. This is the first sign of a cheater.

Tiger Wood’s mom is mad at Elen for not forgiving him for his transgressions sooner.