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Posted 3/5/2010 10:42:00 AM
RESTORA DOCTORS IN THE STUDIO: 

”description”Today we welcomed into the studio Dr. Reid and Dr. Gordon, our favorite doctors from Restora. Doctors agree that Heidi Montag looks good, but much older post-operation. They stated that they would not have done the Heidi’s procedure of 10 surgeries in one day. I’m sorry Jon Gosselin you are doomed to live with a small penis! It’s confirmed there is not much one can do about a small willy. Listener Carl inquired about his girlfriend’s uneven breast. The doctors suggested she could have a reduction on one breast since she is set on not wanting implants. Listener Beth also called in. She wondered what could be done about stretch mark removal with laser. Pink and red marks are easily removed but the procedure becomes more difficult to remove when skin turns white. When asked about tattoo removal from listener Rebecca, the doctors say it depends on size and location of the tattoo. Also, Dr. Reid is making it a point to research many businesses that claim to be the best at tattoo removal. Listener Sally asked about a breast lift because she just had a kid. This procedure requires several incisions; however, scars heal really well and disappear over time. For more info visit their website.


REID RYAN: 

”description”Today we spoke with Reid Ryan on the phone. Reid is the son of the famous Nolan Ryan and is the CEO of Round Rock Express. Round Rock Express fans will get a chance to take the field to bat and play catch at The Dell Diamond on Saturday, March 6 from noon to four. A vintage baseball game and Fan Spring Training highlight this season’s Express Open House. Jason will be trying to hit a home run out of the park on Saturday morning. You won’t want to miss out on heckling him! Free admission and free parking is available to the fans. Visit their website for more info.
 
 
 
LEMURS IN THE STUDIO: 

”description”Today we welcomed Mitch from the Lemurs. We kicked it off with a song called “Black Spot.” The Lemurs are performing March 6th for a Haiti benefit in partnership with Oxfam International an organization working directly with communities and influence the powerful to improve the lives of poor people and ensure they have a say in decisions that affect them. Oxjam 2010 starts at 6pm, but doors open at 5pm. There is an $8 cover and people can purchase pre-sale tickets at Antone’s Record Shop. For more with the Lemurs visit their myspace page.


WHO IS MORE IRISH?: 

”description”What are you doing on St. Patrick’s Day? We’re gonna be at Fado Irish Pub, and you should be, too. And while you’re there, maybe we can solve a little dispute that’s been going on behind-the-scenes for a while here. When Jason and Deb were hanging out with the proprietors of Fado a few weeks ago, Jason noted what he thought was a phony connection between Deb and the owners because they’re all not from the U.S. But Jason claims he’s more Irish than Deb is. They’ve been fighting about it ever since. Each day the two of them are going to put forth a reason why he or she is more Irish. Day three brings us more reasons. Jason claims his lack of physical fitness can secure his Irishness because supposedly there are no gyms in Ireland. He even searched on Wikipedia for famous Irish athletes and was disappointed to not find any. Deb loves to drink Guinness and even named her cat after the Irish beer. Vote at the poll just over to the right here to determine who’s the real Irishman –Jason O’Dick or Deb O’Keefe. (Even if you think it’s Jason, vote for Deb so that you can see Jason dressed like a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day at Fado.)


LOUIS BLACK:

Every Friday we welcome into the studios our friend from the Austin Chronicle Louis Black. Louis is also the master mind behind SXSW. The first weekend, which is the interactive weekend of SXSW is expected to have a bigger turn out then second weekend, which is the music weekend. Included in the first weekend are the new gaming technology and internet breakthroughs. Louis has confirmed that the Stone Temple Pilots will be performing during SXSW, but cant confirm the MUSE will be here at Stubbs on Saturday. He did say that it is a great rumor though. Also, additional wristbands will be sold next week and on the first night of SXSW. Check the SXSW website for more details.


SPORTS WITH DDLP:

Every Friday talk to Dennis De La Pena from Fox Sports. Dennis and Jason were forced to talk about girl’s basketball today. Brittney Griner apparently broke a girl’s nose while playing yesterday. Jason was shocked to find out she only got suspended for 2 days. Dennis wasn’t so surprised because it’s not the same as boy’s basketball brawling. Dennis pointed out that the other girl was asking for it. All this girl’s basketball talk actually caught Deb’s attention and she was more involved today than ever before while talking to Dennis. Tune in to Fox 7 Sports this weekend for all your Nascar desires!


I LOVE YOU CALL:

Everyday Deb tries to spread love by calling random businesses. Deb called Sid from Speed Park Motor Sports in Daytona. Deb wondered what kind of motor vehicles are available to ride, but they only have go carts. Carts ride an impressive zero to eighty in three seconds. Deb got real excited when she found out that she is tall enough to ride! Sid loved talking with our British lady, but even Deb’s redneck accent couldn’t get her an I love you.


DEB’S QUIZ:

Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her questions on a variety of topics. Today we did Rick Perry trivia. We asked her if Rick Perry is re-elected, how many full terms will he have? She guessed three terms and was correct! We then asked her what is the name of Governor Perry’s wife? She knew it was Anita, correct again! Lastly we asked her True or False: While attending Texas A&M, was he a cheerleader? She said no and was wrong, Rick Perry was indeed a cheerleader. David gets very sold out tickets to Phoenix.


REWIND:

Mama Dick is starting a florist company. She has called to consult with SI (an advertising major from UT) on how to promote her business. She wants, in a tasteful way, to use the MorningX show in a two-page ad for her floral shop. SI says first thing is first and using her son, Jason in the ad would be detrimental to her business. Cassandra says she’s not hitting the right target market by using the show, but maybe using Deb could help tap into the “marrying” demographic of the show because she is a woman; however, she’s just as foolish and ugly as Jason. More business plans will be made over a power lunch, but Deb referred Mama Dick to GSD&M. Callers get witty to help out Mama Dick and even SI. A listener said “If Jason deflowers you, Mama Dick can reflower you” and another caller throws out a future job for SI, owning an ad agency called “Like Ads and Stuff.”


NEWS:

SWAT situation in Austin, Texas last night (March 4th) 9:45pm when a 49-year-old woman was taken into custody after firing a gun into the air then calmly returning inside her home. Apparently, this calls for a SWAT team.

Senator John Kerry called on the government Thursday to abolish a "discriminatory" law that bars homosexual men in the U.S. from donating blood, saying "not a single piece of scientific evidence supports the ban."

In response to his 2.5 inch penis, Playgirl has offered Jon Gosselin $20,000 to pose for the magazine.

American Idol update: Last night two guys and two girls got eliminated. Shame on America for voting off ethnic groups!!

About 250 Texas law enforcement agencies announced that they will be arresting people on Saturday for having outstanding warrants including traffic violations, city ordinance violations, and parking tickets.

What is Vagazzling?: After a woman gets a Brazilian wax, she can bedazzle her lady parts with jewels that last approximately five days long. Don’t wait get vagazzled now!

An unfolding recall of products containing a commonly used food-flavoring ingredient because of potential contamination with salmonella could ripple through the entire food industry, experts said. The flavoring is hydrolyzed vegetable protein, or HVP, made by a small number of companies. The HVP involved in the recall was made by Basic Food Flavors of North Las Vegas, Nev.

The new TigerText app--which recalls Tiger Woods' raunchy text messages to mistresses--can help cheaters keep their infidelities secret. A text message not only lives on the sender and receiver's phones, but also remains on the cell phone provider's servers for an unlimited period of time. With so many records, incriminating notes can be hard to hide.

Rick Perry celebrated his 60th birthday March 4th. In efforts to make money for his campaign supporters could have taken a moment to sign Governor Perry’s birthday card, and make an optional donation to help keep his momentum going into the November general election.


SPORTS:

In case you missed it, Brittney Griner, a 6-foot-8 freshman who has gained notoriety because of her spectacular athletic ability, was ejected with nine minutes left in Baylor's 69-60 victory on Wednesday night for punching Jordan Barncastle, who had hooked and slung Griner just seconds earlier. Griner's fist connected with Barncastle's nose after the two jostled in the lane.

Jerry Jones thinks that the NFL should abolish revenue sharing and the salary cap.
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Comments:
Jason forgot to mention how he got school'd by a girl Thurday at Maggie Maes at Guitar Hero.
Posted By Collins Cass On 3/6/2010 8:28:28 PM
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