JOE ROGAN:

We were lucky enough to have the one and only Joe Rogan on the program today. He is in town this weekend to perform his stand up comedy show at Cap City Comedy Club this weekend. Joe is also the commentator for UFC. Jason is not a fan and it is no secret. He is a big pussy anyways so it is understandable. Joe told him he should get punched in the face at least once just so he’ll know what he can handle. Deb is a HUGE UFC fan so she was geeking out to have Joe on the show today. We spoke about topics ranging from having sex while baked to discussing the merits of UFC fighting. If you want to get back at your dad, Joe recommends getting with a big black guy with a grill like Kimbo Slice. Joe also gave us his apocalyptic proclamation. He got a bit deep this morning. He and Deb are in the same boat on this. He tried to explain his “fart analogy”. If you didn’t have a nose how would you when someone farted. You would be walking around in a cloud of fart and never know it. Joe thinks there are things all around us that we just can’t perceive. Things got very strange, but his point was that there are things out there way crazier than you could possibly imagine. We aren’t smart enough to keep up with all this information. Just enjoy every moment for what it’s worth. Joe is freaking hilarious. Jason, Deb and Cassandra are all going to check him out tonight. Deb went last year and she was a bit too wasted to remember it. Joe ended by telling us that he thinks every comic is a bit crazy and had something tragic happen to him growing up. We asked him what Joe’s issue was and it was because he never knew his dad even though they both are named Joe Rogan. Jason and Deb had daddy issues as well! I guess he is right. Check him out tonight and tomorrow night at Cap City Comedy Club!



DDLP:

Every Friday we welcome to the program a real sports broadcast expert, Dennis De La Pena from Fox 7 Sports. The World Series rapped up this week, and it seems like everyone forgot about A-Rod and his steroids debacle. We also spoke about Andy Petite who also admitted to using HGH and apologized for it. Since they won it seems like everyone has forgiven them. We also spoke with Dennis about Roy William’s problem with Tony Romo’s throws. While Dennis and Jason were having a real sports conversation Deb and Cassandra were passing their own sports notes back and forth. One note said, “A-Rod will choke when Kate Hudson breaks his heart”. You watch! It will happen! Dennis and Jason both think that if the Horns lose right now to any team, it will be the biggest disappointment in Longhorn history. Dennis picked the games he thought would win this weekend which included the Eagles, the Colts, the Ravens, Alabama and Texas (45-10). Check out Fox 7 Sports this weekend!



SI START EM SIT EM:

Sorority intern is currently in first place in their league. She is actually tied for first place with Jason but she has more points so she’s in first first place. Her start of the week is Carson Palmer, the QB for the Bengals. He’s playing the Ravens who have struggled against the pass all year. Palmer is rested from the bye week, and before that, he had his best game throwing for 5 touchdowns. The Sit of Week is Ryan Moats of the Texans. He had three touchdowns last week and is a good back up for your fantasy team but Steve Slaton is still the starter in Houston. The Giants tight end Kevin Boss is the sleeper of the week. He’s playing the San Diego Chargers this week, who always seem to give up big games to opposing tight ends. And finally the Sleep With pick is David Carr, the Giants back up quarterback. He was the number one draft pick of the Texans a few years ago so maybe that has something to do with it. Sorority Intern really liked his long wavy hair from his Houston days. He may not be the best QB on the team but he’s still the best looking one.



DEB IS A PROFESSIONAL MODEL:

This weekend Deb is going to participate in a runway fashion show for the first time ever. She is pretty nervous, but it taking one for the team because it is for charity. We had designer Alexandra King in studio with us to talk about the Runway To Heaven show tomorrow night. Deb is wearing one of Alexandra’s outfits, a black dress with big sleeves and a studded belt with a huge eagle on it. It’s pretty rock n roll according to Deb. There are even going to be real models that will be able to give Deb a crash course in strutting down the runway. Other designers include Linda Asaf, Poleci, and Versace. The show benefits The Austin Children’s Shelter and The Dell Children’s Medical Center. The show starts at 7:30 at The Austonian. Check out their website for all the details on how you can check out Deb’s modeling debut!



CHANCE MOCK:

Today we welcomed back to the program, Chance Mock. He is back after a small hiatus and we missed him. Chance comes in every Friday to talk to us about the Longhorns. Texas is playing UFC this weekend. Chance hasn’t booked his tickets for the Rose Bowl yet, but thinks our chances of going are pretty good. After watching games the past two weeks, Texas looks like the best team in the country. We then discussed the merits of Lou Holtz. Lou is an old world class coach who now is an ESPN broadcaster. He has a speech impediment and is about 500 years old. It’s pretty painful to watch him talk. Finally we got to talking about the Horns on game day. He ran down the game day regimen on a typical Saturday for a longhorn football player. We also asked Chance Mock about playing with Roy Williams. Roy is now a Cowboy, but is not playing too well. Chance admitted that Roy is a little “different”. He said that all wide receivers are like that. They all think that they aren’t getting enough passes in their direction. Chance made a good point that Roy is constantly covered by at least 2 guys every play because he is a huge freak and everyone knows he is good! The fact that he is covered frees up other receivers for the Cowboys. We also played Jordan Shipley’s song for Chance this morning. As it made Deb’s ears bleed, Chance tried to stick up for him. Chance thinks the score will be 52-14 Texas this weekend. Check out Chance’s website and order some uniforms to be monogrammed. Also you sign up for his new youth football league!



INTERN WINNER:

About a week ago we gave our interns a project to do. They sit around every day filling up water and icing down Red Bull, so we decided to throw them a bone and give them a little air time. There are 6 interns this semester who are all really good, so we knew there would be some great work. After 1,500 votes we crowned Denise the winner. She had 757 votes over all which made up a little over 50% of the votes. Congrats Denise! You win free breakfast tacos!



I LOVE YOU CALL:

Every day we call a random business to spread the love. Today we called 24 Hour Fitness. Christina answered the phone today. Deb wanted her to guarantee that she would get fit if she worked there. Christina was a little put off sounding and took some convincing to go along with it, but eventually Deb was able to brow beat the love out of her! She finally got one this week! Yay!



THE QUIZ:

Every day we play the Deb Football quiz to try and teach her the ways of the game of football. She doesn’t care too much so she doesn’t retain any of the information. We first asked her who the University of Texas is playing tomorrow. She knew it was UCF. We then asked her to name one of the BCS bowls not including the Rose Bowl. She got the Fiesta Bowl right! Congrats to Manny who is going to see Joe Rogan tonight!



REWIND:

Jason needs legal advice. Can a police officer give Jason a ticket for speeding even if he didn’t radar him? Jason is convinced that he did not deserve this new ticket. He can’t take defensive driving either because he just finished DD for another ticket. He was on the phone last week while driving and he whizzed by a couple cops in a school zone. He immediately threw his phone down and sped by the cops. Of course he was pulled over for not only talking on the phone, but also speeding and not having insurance. Jason saw the cop and knew he didn’t have his radar on, but he still gave Jason a ticket for going 30 in a 20. A listener called in to give Jason some advice. First of all, Jason should have asked to see the radar. Secondly, the cop has to appear in court or else the ticket will be dismissed. Lastly, the cop has to prove 3 times in a row that you are speeding without using a radar gun. Cameron called to tell Jason that he’s burned no matter what because he was on a cell phone. He also told Jason that cops can write tickets without radar, but if he wrote on the ticket that he used radar then Jason can fight it. The problem is Jason knows he was speeding so he just needs to take the ticket and shut up!



NEWS:

At 1:30pm yesterday an army psychiatrist, Nidal Malik Hasan, went on a shooting spree at Ft. Hood. An Army official confirmed that Maj. Hasan would have been deployed to Iraq later this month.

Remember the lady who chopped off her dad’s penis and cooked it? He sexually abused her for years and feared him her entire life. He died from his injuries. She has been in prison since then reading vampire books and taking cooking classes.

An elephant escaped from the circus in Oklahoma and got hit by a car. Deb thinks it is the elephant’s way of protesting the circus.



SPORTS:

Dallas Cowboys’ Wide Receiver, Roy Williams, is making some bad decisions. The other day he was complaining that Tony Romo never throws him clean passes. They’re always either too high or behind him. The thing is Roy could just be running his bad routes.

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