FUN FUN FUN FEST:

Fun Fun Fun Fest is this weekend. James Moody came in studio to give us the scoop for this weekend. FFF Fest is happening on Saturday and Sunday at Waterloo Park and we couldn’t have asked for better weather. James made sure they seeded the grass and prayed for this weather and it worked! Get your cute boots and scarves out ladies because it is going to be cold. Yay! They had over 7,000 people turn out last year and this year is looking even better. Tickets are selling like crazy. Ratatat, Danzig, Lucero, Brian Posehn and several other amazing bands and comedians will be performing this year. Check out their Web site for more information on tickets and shows!

DEB IS SUFFOCATING HERSELF:

If you have noticed over the past week, Deb has been making disgusting noises. She has had a lingering cough from a chest infection. It is really annoying to her because her job is to talk on air. Her boyfriend was yelling at her through text message to go back to the doctor to get rid of it. It sounds painful and she says it’s like she is doing crunches whenever she goes into a coughing fit. She can’t take a full breath ever and is slowly suffocating. Last time she had a chest infection the doctor gave her a nebulizer. It looks like a machine you would see in a hospital for an emphysema patient. She forgot about it until yesterday because she hadn’t used it in years. Last night she treated herself. She felt like Darth Vader with steam coming out of her face, embarrassed. After it was over she got the shakes and felt like she was on crack or something. On the upside she finally coughed up some phlegm. Yes!!! After today she is going to give herself a session once a day until all the crap is out of her lungs. Thanks god!

JASON GOT ANOTHER TICKET:

Jason needs legal advice. Can a police officer give Jason a ticket for speeding even if he didn’t radar him? Jason is convinced that he did not deserve this new ticket. He can’t take defensive driving either because he just finished DD for another ticket. He was on the phone last week while driving and he whizzed by a couple cops in a school zone. He immediately threw his phone down and sped by the cops. Of course he was pulled over for not only talking on the phone, but also speeding and not having insurance. Jason saw the cop and knew he didn’t have his radar on, but he still gave Jason a ticket for going 30 in a 20. A listener called in to give Jason some advice. First of all, Jason should have asked to see the radar. Secondly, the cop has to appear in court or else the ticket will be dismissed. Lastly, the cop has to prove 3 times in a row that you are speeding without using a radar. Cameron called to tell Jason that he’s burned no matter what because he was on a cell phone. He also told Jason that cops can write tickets without a radar, but if he wrote on the ticket that he used a radar then Jason can fight it. The problem is Jason knows he was speeding so he just needs to take the ticket and shut up!

WE GOT MAIL:

Yesterday we received a nice email. Jason and Deb like to bitch about how things never work around here, but it was all made better by an email we received yesterday. It was from a lady who just moved to town. Her name was Melissa and when she first moved here she didn’t have any friends and felt out of place. Once she started listening to our show she felt comfortable and started to reach out to people in Austin. To add to it, she won Blue October tickets from us yesterday. She has felt nothing but love since moving to Austin, and we are so glad to be a part of it. Send us an email if you want at morningx@krox.com.

MASTERPUSS THEATRE:

It is no secret that Jason is a mama’s boy. He was born and raised into a world of women. He grew up watching chick flick after chick flick. Jason can re-enact any scene in a chick film. We use this talent of his to play a game and give away tickets on the show. Today he recited a scene for Cage the Elephant tickets. The first guy to call in and correctly guess the movie wins! Today he chose the movie Thelma and Louis. Listener Barry called in and won! Check out this clip of the scene we played today.


KNOW YOUR CO-HOST:

Jason and Deb work together for 4 hours every morning talking about their lives so you would think they’d know everything about one another. We play this game to test this theory. Whoever knows the most questions about the other person gets to give Rob Zombie tickets away to their listener. Today listener Ryan played with Jason and Andres played with Deb. We found out that Jason’s first concert was Billy Ray Cyrus and that his band covers Alkaline Trio. We also found out that Deb has psoriasis and the last book she read was Shutter Island. Deb won today to Andres won ticket to see Rob Zombie on Tuesday at the Austin Music Hall. Congrats!

I LOVE YOU CALL:

Every day we call a random business to spread the love around Austin. Today we called Kick Butt Coffee. The lovely man who answered was super excited and happy go lucky. Deb asked them if they had any special coffees for the holiday. Thomas, the owner who answered, said they have a pumpkin latté as the daily special. Deb was so excited not only because of the special, but because his enthusiasm rubbed off on her. Jason thought Thomas was gay because he was so excited this morning. Jason doesn’t get out much though to see that guys do get super excited. Deb threw out the love a couple of times, but Thomas didn’t return the love. Nooooooo!

THE QUIZ:

Every day we ask Deb football questions. She never retains the information though, so that is why this game is so entertaining. Jason asked her what number Jordan Shipley wears. She had no idea it is #8. We then asked her to name one football play by play announcer. She didn’t know any. Lastly we asked her where the Big 12 Championship would be this year. She didn’t know it is going to be at the Cowboy’s stadium. Congrats to Rod who is going to see Blue October!

REWIND:

Sorority Intern and her boyfriend, Russell (the guy in the picture to Cassandra's right) the trapeze badass, have been together since this summer, and we decided to put that relationship to the test. The Newly-Boned Game is where we ask a couple questions about each other, and then they have to guess what the other will have said. Any similarity to that game with newlyweds on TV is totally coincidental. We haven’t played in a while, and maybe that’s for the best, but as long as we’re playing again, we may as well use Cassandra as our guinea pig. For every correct answer they gave, that was a week Jason wouldn’t do the Russell impression. If they got 4 out of 5, Jason would go on the trapeze again. Wow. I’m not sure anybody wins in that situation. Cassandra left the room, and then Russell was asked the following:
1. Which is his favorite out of SI’s friends? He said that, since he hasn’t spent too much time with her friends, Deb would have to be it. Cassandra guessed that totally right.
2. What’s the first thing Cassandra does in the morning? She moans, he said. Cassandra guessed it was giving him a kiss. That's one wrong
3. How many times, per week, on average, do the two of them make whoopee? He said it’s probably 12. (Jesus. Really?) Cassandra guessed around 11, and that was within one, and that was all she needed. Well done.
4. How many times a week does Cassandra speak to her mom? He guessed maybe just once. Cassandra said exactly that.
5. Last question: If he had to choose one, would he prefer to hang out with her dad, her mom, or her sister? It would probably be her dad. Cassandra guessed – her dad. The uproar in the room when she got it right was unbelievable. Look at that – they really know each other. Now Jason gets to go out to Trapeze Austin – and so can you. They have 2-hour classes at least 5 days a week you actually do a mid-air transfer on your first day
It’s really fun just to go out there for a workout, or to bring a whole group out and make a party out of it.Check it out at www.trapezeaustin.com

NEWS:

Lawyers for Colton Pitonyak say that it may have been Laura Hall who killed Jennifer Cave last year. Colton was on too many drugs to remember doing it. There are 2 inmates that have come out saying that she admitted to killing Jennifer in a group therapy session. He is in prison for 55 years as of now.

Deb found an awesome video on CNN.com. A deputy was hanging out at his desk in a prison when all of the sudden he was attacked by a prison inmate. The inmate put the guy in a sleeper hold. On the surveillance video you could see 4 other inmates come to the guards rescue.


Verne Troyer’s ex-girlfriend has gotten a restraining order on him because she is scared he may hurt her. He is 3 feet tall! Really?

Remember Nathaniel Sanders, the guy fatally shot by an officer in the back of a Mercedes? The officer who shot him is now suspended because he didn’t have his car camera on when he shot Nathaniel.

Jim from The Office will be in Austin next week the 13th at Alamo Ritz to promote his first film.

There is a spa in Austria with 3 5,000 gallon pools full of beer.

SPORTS:

The World Series Game #6 was last night and the Yankees won. They are the World Champions for the 27th time. Matsui was the MVP. The score was 7 to 3.

Texas is playing Central Florida this weekend. Texas is a 36 point favorite for this game. We will be tailgating from Crown and Anchor Pub early in the morning.