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Deb's Being A Halloweenie!
 Posted
11/2/2009 1:13:00 PM
HALLOWEEN DELIMA:
 This weekend Halloween items were going on sale. Deb went to Walgreens to pick up some medication for her sick lungs, when she noticed an adorable Tinker Bell outfit on sale. This made Deb think, “when she was little she used to dress up all the time”. She was wondering if it would be cheap of her to buy several outfits on sale. They had all the Disney princess outfits including Belle, Cinderella and the Little Mermaid. Deb wants her house to be the dress up house when Foodmanchu’s little girl comes over to play. Listener Summer called in to tell us, first off, to never allow Jason to have children. (Jason was being wildly inappropriate during this conversation). She also told Deb that a dress up box is vital. Summer also told Deb to buy things in bigger sizes so she still has room to grow.
DEB’S VIDEO RANT:
 This weekend Deb was sick, so she stayed in the whole time. She is feeling better and doesn’t have a fever anymore, but she is still weak. Her boyfriend came in town because she could barely move. On Halloween she dressed as a sick person in pajamas. Deb and her man decided to stay in and watch scary movies. She was upset with the Halloween movies on TV and the nearest Blockbuster was 5 miles away. Her man didn’t want her to go too far, so they went to McDonald’s to try rent a move from the Redbox. She rented a scary movie and then an animated film. When she started watching the scary movie it started skipping every two seconds. They tried watching the animated film but the disc looked like someone had attached it with a machete it was scratched so badly. They were able to watch the second side of the disc so it wasn’t a big deal but Deb was concerned because she can’t tell anyone the disc is bad and when she returns it the next person who rents it is going to have the same problem. Pretty soon there’s not going to be any place you can rent a decent movie from.
JASON’S HALLOWEEN RECAP:
 On Halloween day Jason finally decided on a costume, which he stole the idea from his friend Melinda. He needed a couple’s costume, so he went with his girlfriend as Jordan Shipley and Colt McCoy. They wore jerseys, football pants and eye black under their eyes. It was a last minute decision, so they spent loads of money on the jerseys. Jason was Jordan so he could carry around a guitar and play Jordan’s song. Jason spent all Saturday morning learning the song Jordan played on College Gameday this weekend If you knew the back story of Jordan’s “music career” then you would appreciate the idea. Jason was a douchebag with a guitar guy and wears a jersey guy! The majority of people just thought he was a football player, but about15 people thought it was hilarious and brilliant. Today, Jason came in with a black heart drawn on his forearm with “#12” and “Colt” written in the middle. That means Jason hasn’t showered since Saturday!
TRUTH OR PAIR:
Every Monday we play Truth or Pair. In this game we allow listeners to call in and ask Jason or Deb anything they want. If they refuse to answer the question, the listener wins tickets to a cool concert. Today we were giving away tickets to Cage the Elephant at Antone’s! Listener Preston called in to ask if Jason if he ever fantasized about SI. For the one millionth time, yes, he has. He likes to imagine she is training all the interns how Jason likes his sexual acts carried out. Gross! We are never taking this question ever again! Tracey called to ask both Jason and Deb why they got kicked off the air last week. They said truth and told everyone that we did something against company policy so our bosses punished us. We took a subject too far and it sucked. Jason and Deb are equal opportunity offenders and we forget that there are people out there that don’t understand that. According to the bosses we are foolish and ugly. Listener Damien called to ask Jason to tell us a lie he told his mom that he has yet to fess up about. Jason is a total mama’s boy. He has never lied to her. It took a while for him to think about it, but in 6th grade he plagiarized a poem he found called, The Cold Within. It was just a cop out for a writing project. It doesn’t matter now because he still plagiarizes all of his material and wit everyday. We successfully made it through another day of Truth or Pair without giving away tickets. We ended up giving Cage the Elephant tickets to caller X!
QUIEN ES MAS MACHO:
 Every Monday we check in with Jason to see how macho he was this weekend. On Friday Jason had two $17 margaritas. He then jumped on a bus to Wurstfest with the staff of Plucker’s. He pretended to Polka dance for a bit and drank his weight in beer. Saturday by 3pm he still didn’t have a Halloween costume, but by 5pm he had a great Jordan Shipley costume. Sunday he watched the games at Warehouse Salon and ended up beating Roger Clemens’s softball team by over 20 points. Jason was confident that nobody could top that but Listener John called in to attempt it. He worked on his truck Friday and then went to 6th street. He drank a lot of tequila. On Saturday he barbequed all day and went back to 6th street. Somehow he ended the night at Yellow Rose. On Sunday he played Texas Hold’em for a couple of hours and ended up losing a lot of money. So it ended up with Jason went to a sausage fest and John went to a titty bar! Somehow Jason ended up winning the game today. We gave John Rob Zombie tickets anyways.
I LOVE YOU CALL:
Every day we call a random business in Austin to spread the love. Today we called 24 Hour Door Repair. Deb was wondering if they get a lot of calls from drunken broken door problems. The guy said they do get a bunch of stupid people repairs. She said a guy the size of an elephant busted through her door. John was amazing to talk to! Deb finally told him she loves him about 7 times, but he did not return the love. John ended up calling back to tell Deb he loved her!
THE QUIZ:
Every day we try to teach Deb things about football by quizzing her. She could care less though so she doesn’t do too well. Raul called to win tickets to Blue October. Today we asked her to name a team in the NFC East besides Dallas. She did not get it correct at all. We then asked her to name one of the teams remaining on UT’s schedule. She knew we still have to play Baylor. We then asked her what 3 parts make up the BCS poll. It is the computer average and the Harris poll and the coaches poll. Congrats to Raul who won today!
REWIND:
We love you listener, but sometimes the powers that be make us leave for weeks at a time for things that we do. So, in our stead, we teach the interns everything we know so when we do get fired they can take over. While we were out we made them come up with intern shows. Today we played their partner shows where we split them up into pairs. Dede Intern teamed up with Jenna Intern who performed yet another amazing intern rap. Mexican Intern teamed up with our newest intern Pedro to do their own mini-radio show. And Dirty Intern and Other Guy Intern teamed up to make mini show that was strangely familiar… You can listen to all of the intern shows on our podcast page and don’t forget to vote for your favorite in the poll.
NEWS:
This Is It made $101 million world wide in the first 5 days. They are going to run it for longer now. MJ is loved everywhere on the planet. It will be out through November. It has the chance to pass the record for a musical documentary. The #1 musical right now is by Miley Cyrus.
Police say Halloween night was normal even though it was on a Saturday. They arrested 29 people.
A 29 year-old lady called the cops to report a drunk driver. Too bad the driver was herself.
FORD is the only auto maker that made money during the economy crisis.
Dick Cheney may be in trouble for leaking the identity of an undercover CIA agent.
Blue October cancelled their tour because of mental health issues, but they are still playing in Austin.
Ryan Seacrest had a stalker. They caught the guy and he had a knife in his pocket.
SPORTS:
The Cowboys are a good team! They have won 3 in a row. They are 5 and 2. Both of the games they have lost happened in the last second. They aren’t going to fire Wade Phillips like Jason predicted in at the beginning of the season.
Brett Favre killed his old team, the Green Bay Packers. This game was the reason he un-retired and joined Adrian Peterson and the Vikings. He cried after the game.
Texas is back up to #2 in the BCS poll. They had a great win on Saturday against OSU. Alabama was off and moved down to #3.
Jason’s softball team beat The Rockets who were coached by Roger Clemens, 29 to 5.
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