JASON NEEDS A COSTUME:

It is the day before Halloween and Jason still hasn’t gotten a costume. He is going to a costume party, so he needs to think of something quickly. Deb thinks he should just paint some black strips on his tummy and go as a pumpkin. Rusty called to say he could be Chris Farley and get a friend to go with him as Patrick Swayze and they could go as dead Chip-n-Dales guys since they are both dead now. Listener Mark called to tell him to put on his purple leotard from the Morning X Olympics and go as a gymnast. The problem he has is that he has to go tandem with a lady, because he is in fact in a relationship now. Cassandra thinks he should go as Edward and his lady should be Bella from the book Twilight. It would be hilarious to see a 300 pound Edward. Listener Jason called to tell Jason to tie a potato to his belt and be a dictator. Wow. A creative lady told him to make his Flintstones costume. He could just go to Walmart and buy a huge piece of felt, cut a hole in the top, glue the sides together and paste black triangles on it. Bam! He is Fred!



INTERN SHOW:

We love you listener, but sometimes the powers that be make us leave for weeks at a time for things that we do. So, in our stead, we teach the interns everything we know so when we do get fired they can take over. While we were out we made them come up with intern shows. Today we played their partner shows where we split them up into pairs. Dede Intern teamed up with Jenna Intern who performed yet another amazing intern rap. Mexican Intern teamed up with our newest intern Pedro to do their own mini-radio show. And Dirty Intern and Other Guy Intern teamed up to make mini show that was strangely familiar… You can listen to all of the intern shows on our podcast page and don’t forget to vote for your favorite in the poll.




REAL HOUSEWIFES OF ATLANTA:

I do not know how, but we got into a discussion about the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Deb has been weak and sick lately, so she has been watching marathons of the show. If you don’t know, it is a show about 5 ladies named Kim, Kandi, Lisa, Sheree and Nene. Kim is the only white one and she is something awful. She is a mistress to a dude they call “Big Papa” because he didn’t want to be outed on national TV. The weird part is Jason knew more about the show than Deb or Cassandra. He has seen a few episodes and actually went to Wikipedia and looked up the ladies on the show. That is how he knew Kim’s man was a real estate tycoon millionaire. Wow. Kandi is Deb and Cass’s favorite housewife. She recently lost her fiancé, AJ Jewel, because he was killed outside a club. Oh lord, what are we talking about?



C OF THE WEEK:

Every Friday we allow Deb to vent about something or someone who has pissed her off. She them labels them the worst word in the world, the “C” word. Today was no different. She just got back from the Bahamas on the Bud Light Party Cruise where she had the best time drinking Bud Select and watching Dave Matthews Band live at a private concert. But since she’s gotten back it’s been nothing but bad news. She’s been feeling under the weather all week with a fever that made her head feel like death. And to top it off neither Jason nor Cassandra bothered to check and see how she was doing. Because of this, she has labeled The Morning X the C of the Week!



SI START ‘EM SIT ‘EM

Every Friday we let SI dish out her advice on who to start, sit and sleep for fantasy football that week. She also picks a hot football player she thinks is sexy for the lady listeners who are bored listening to sports. Her start of the week is Brett Favre who is returning to Lambeau Field for the first time since he re-unretired to play for the Vikings. When they played in Minnesota he threw for 271 yards and 3 TDs. The sit of the week is Roy Williams who been horrible this year. Last week he only had one catch and hasn’t scored a touchdown since week 1. Its obvious Miles Austin has become Tony Romo’s new favorite target. The sleeper of the week is Chris “Beanie” Wells, the running back for the Cardinals. He is a rookie who is proving to be a viable fantasy option. Her sleep with pick is Adrian Peterson. He has a rock hard body and a tattoo to accent his abs. Cass says he has the second best stomach she has seen. The best abs belong to her trapeze boyfriend. She is in a 4 way tie for first place right now in her league. Tune in every Friday for some fantasy football advice.

 

AUSTIN HUMANE SOCIETY:

Today Lisa from the Austin Humane Society came in studio. She brought a gorgeous brindle-colored part Healer named Ginger. She is mellow, but also enjoys the outdoors. She is pretty strong looking too. She is also gentle at the same time. It is only $35 per dog this month only because it is Adopt A Dog Month. You have until Sunday to take them up on this offer. Visit their website to see all the dogs and cats they have there.


DDLP:

Every Friday we welcome to the program Dennis De La Pena from Fox 7 sports. We began by talking about the World Series with the Yankees and Phillies. Dennis would love to see the Phillies win because he always roots for the team who is playing against the Yankees. Jason pointed out the bad calls that took place last night. It is just another case in point to why instant replay cameras are needed in baseball. They then moved onto the UT VS OSU game this Saturday. Jason is butt hurt because the media isn’t highlighting this game as much as he would have liked. It is a HUGE game for the Horns. Dennis thinks UT will take care of this game with no problem, but he hopes this isn’t another Texas Tech game like last year. Vince Young the former longhorn QB is going to get his job back with the Tennessee Titans. Jason is skeptical because he doesn’t see Vince doing anything in the NFL again. Dennis is rooting for him to get it back on track. We then asked Dennis his picks for this week’s Dennis De La Pick Em’s. If a listener beats Dennis, they win 100 wings to Pluckers Wing Bar! Watch Fox 7 this weekend for the World Series, the Vikings/Packers game and the Cowboys!



I LOVE YOU CALL:

Everyday we call a random business to try and spread the love around Austin. Deb is sick so she is really hoping for some love. Today we called Motel 6! Jason once spent a night there when he was 17 with a lovely lady. What a dirty boy. We called, but there was no answer, so we called again and tried calling a room number. No one answered so Jason decided to act like a sleepy hotel guest. Deb didn’t even get love from Jason!!



THE QUIZ:

Every day we try to teach Deb things about football while she tries to ignore Jason. Today we played with listener Renee for his chance to see AFI. We asked Deb what Mike Gundy was mad about when he yelled at a reporter. He was yelling at a reporter who wrote bad things about the quarterback. She knew it! He then asked her the name of the town Oklahoma State resides in, and she knew it was Stillwater. She didn’t know that the National Championship is not always in the Rose Bowl. Damn! Renee did not win.



REWIND:

After Deb and Cassandra got back from vacation on the Bud Light Party Cruise, Deb started feeling like death. She has achy bones, a head ache, sore throat, a fever of 102 and she took a hot bath with all of her clothes on. Yesterday she went to the doctor to get a prescription and to find out what she has. They shoved a cotton swab 3 inches up her nose to test her for Swine Flu, but thank God she is safe. She does, however, have a bacterial infection. When she got home she was too weak to even walk, let alone pick up her medicine. She felt bad calling her friends to ask them for help. She finally called Jason, but he was working a remote. She then let Jason and Cassandra feel like the worst people in the world for not even calling her to see how she felt, let alone ask her if she needed anything. Deb makes sure to call Jason and Cassandra every day when they are sick. I don’t think Jason and Cassandra could feel any worse for being such bad friends. We love you Deb and we are so sorry. We suck!!



NEWS:

Zilker Park’s great lawn will reopen today. It looks a lot better, but they will have to replace one acre of turf on the North West side of the park.

Paranormal Activity has passed Blair Witch Project for the movie that has made the most money ever. It only cost $15000 to make but has grossed over $64million.

Police need our help. A man caught a case of the road rage and ended up shooting a guy near the Hancock Center. The guy who was shot is in the hospital, but is going to be fine.

Miley Cyrus has deleted her Twitter account. Everyone wants her back, so a dude has created a website to get her back on. It is called, ‘Will Miley save Fuzzy’? They guy has threatened to kill a cat if she doesn’t return to Twitter.

“This Is It” has already earned $20 million at the box office and by the end of the week they think it will more than double. Sony thinks that it will be up for Best Picture.

Walmart is now selling caskets and urns.

Joe Jackson was quoted saying, “Michael Jackson is worth more dead than alive”.



SPORTS:

The Yankees win it 3 to 1 over Philadelphia.

Larry Johnson is suspended indefinitely for saying the F word. Not the traditional 4 letter word, but the one that is offensive to the gay community.