WHAT TIME IS IT?

As you know, we have been out on vacation. Deb and Cass were on a boat for the Bud Light Party Cruise. While on the ship they frequently went in and out of time zones. They were also in and out of signal range too, so their phones got pretty pissed off at them. The time on their phones were all jacked up the majority of the time. At one point Deb started receiving text messages from the future. The last text message from her boyfriend on Saturday night said it was from 3am on Sunday morning. They were in rare form the last day so their brains were working about as well as David at the Dentist. Cassandra was between puking and passed out while Deb was packing both their bags trying to figure out when to set the alarm. She had to call the front desk to ask what time it was. Her watch said one time (Austin Time) while her phone said the future time and her clock was even a different time. The nice man on the phone calculated the difference between all of her clocks and told her when to set her phone alarm. They still didn’t get their luggage out on time, but luckily made it off the boat. Today Deb’s phone is still living in the future. Cassandra had to take the battery out and reboot her phone. Hopefully they will catch up to their life soon! Whose life is this??? Is this real life?

ROBERT ENGLUND:

Today we spoke with the one and only Freddy Krueger! (Well, not the one and only because there is a new actor playing in the movie coming out next year). But today we got to speak with the original Robert Englund. Deb was freaking out because she has been watching the Nightmare on Elm Street since she was 11 years old. Robert has a book out right now called Hollywood Monster about his life in Hollywood. Halloween is coming up and we asked Robert if he has ever dressed as Freddy. He has, but very rarely, because the makeup takes forever, plus he has to make it look right with the right lighting. We asked him why the hell he isn’t in the new Nightmare on Elm Street coming out next year. He said it was because it isn’t a sequel or prequel. They are remaking the original in 2010. It’s the 25th anniversary of the original as well, so they want to make it like an update. Actor Jackie Earle Haley plays Freddy in the new one. Robert Englund has been in the horror Hollywood film business forever, so that is why he wanted to write his memoir called Hollywood Monster. He is a lot more than just Freddy. Check out the book. You can purchase it from his website and he will autograph it for you!


INTERN SHOW: 

We love you listener, but sometimes the forces that be make us leave for weeks at a time for things that we do. So, in our stead, we teach the interns everything we know so when we do get fired they can take over. While we were out we made them come up with intern shows. There are 6 interns, so 6 :30 second shows and 3 tag team shows. Today we played Denise, Nick and Miguel’s radio aircheck. Denise’s was first. She did a commercial for the weight loss supplement, Crack. It was hilarious. Miguel, out Mexican Intern’s show was about his life as a crazy person. Nick’s was a reenactment of Jason and Deb, but went on for :90 seconds instead of :30 seconds, so he lost points for that. Denise is in the lead with her scores of 7, 10 and 8.5. Miguel is second with 7, 9 and 8.5. Nick is in last place so far with 8.5, 8 and 8. Tune in tomorrow for the other 3 intern shows! The winner will win something cool.


DEB’S BOOK CLUB:

Deb is a huge reader. She can read one book in 2 days. Jason’s last book he read was “Of Mice and Men” and then he found out about Cliff’s Notes. Deb never reads Cliff’s Notes. She reads the books and underlines passages and everything. She recently read Shutter Island. It has recently been made into a movie starring Leonardo DeCaprio. She literally read the whole book in 3 sittings. It was THAT good. She couldn’t recommend it enough. Hopefully the movie can do the book justice (but it never does). Check out Shutter Island if you have spare time.

THAT GUY: 

Every Wednesday we chronicle the antics of “That Guy”. This week is a really good one. It is probably THE basis of That Guy. It is “needs attention” guy. You know “that guy” who wears obnoxious clothes and does obnoxious things just to get attention. Deb and Cassandra witnessed dozens of these guys every day on the Bud Light Party Cruise. These guys included a guy dressed as Michael Jackson in a red leather outfit, a guy walking around in a life vest and 3 duded running around the ship with a boom box and 2 speakers jamming the Miley Cyrus song, “Party in the USA”. Listener Javier called in to tell us about that guy who used to work with him. This guy would walk around the gym trying to show off his “guns”. He recently bought a Dodge pick-up and drove it around the parking lot revving the engine just to show off. After chatting about these guys for a while Deb and Cassandra realized the douche rubbed off on them while on the cruise, and they were Those Guys on the boat too! They wore pirate eye patches just because on Friday night, a pirate hat on Saturday night and carried swords on Sunday night. Holy crap, we are “needs attention” guys.

MOMENT WITH SI:

Every day we check in with Cassandra’s brain just to see what is inside. It is like jumping through cotton candy in the clouds, and we would like to know what that feels like. Today she was looking at the calendar and as she tried to figure out the date of Thanksgiving she asked if it was on Sunday this year. Jason and Deb just looked at her waiting for her to realize what she just said. They then had to inform her that every year Thanksgiving falls on a Thursday. The 4th Thursday of November to be exact. Wow! We cant make this S*!t up… seriously.

I LOVE YOU CALL:

Every day Deb calls a random business in Austin to try to get them to say “I Love You”. Today Deb tried calling the Sunrise Mini Mart. She had no idea what this place was, so when they answered she asked if they sold food. We figured out it was an Indian guy who answered. He said they were a grocery store. She told him she was coming to buy ravioli later today for breakfast. He didn’t care…and he didn’t say I Love You.

THE QUIZ:

Everyday we quiz Deb on football trivia to try and teach her the American game. She could care less, so after 3 years of quizzing her, she still doesn’t get it. Today we played with listener Paul for AFI tickets. Today we asked Deb Mark Sanchez trivia. We asked her what his number was, but she didn’t know it. It was #6. We then asked her what Texas’ BCS ranking was, and she guessed wrong. They are 3rd. Congrats to Paul who won today!

REWIND:

Every Tuesday we shine a spotlight on Deb. She is a hot chick living in Austin and we don’t know what that’s like, but we want to know. Yesterday Deb and Cassandra were on their way back from the Bud Light cruise. They got up at 8am to get to the airport on time, but ended up being delayed until 5pm. That wasn’t even the bad part. The horrible part was the fact that they were both in the doghouse the entire day. Apparently it is not acceptable to go on a Bud Light Party Cruise to the Bahamas and not call your boyfriend for 24 consecutive hours. I think we set the bar too high by talking to them 3 or 4 times a day the first 2 days. Deb and Cassandra felt so awful because they were both getting the silent treatment the entire day. Nothing is worse than having the man you love mad at you for something you didn’t do. (If that makes sense). To read all of Deb’s Diary from her mouth check out her blog.

NEWS:

Thousands of prisoners will get Swine Flu vaccinations before normal Texan citizens. Apparently they meet the criteria for priority groups that need the vaccine. The prison has a lot of pregnant women and people with immune deficiencies.

The Obama girls got their Swine Flu shots last week at their private school. Barack and Michelle have not been vaccinated yet.

A lady names Susan was desperately looking for 2 tickets to the World Series, so she posted a Craig’s List ad asking for some. In exchange she said she was willing to be creative with the payment. A under cover cop called her and tricked her into agreeing to a sexual form of payment. She was arrested for prostitution.

Remember that guy “Willis Willis” who won the lottery then had his ticket stolen from him because he had the clerk check his tickets for him. The clerk stole his ticket and skipped town. He has hired a lawyer and is suing the Texas Lottery. Everyone is trying to find this guy, but all they know is he is in Nepal.

Sarah Palin has made $1.25 million on her memoir already and it hasn’t even come out. The money is a retainer, so it isn’t half as much as she is going to make.


SPORTS:

The NBA season started last night. Dallas and Houston both lost last night. San Antonio will play tonight. They have 4:1 odds in Vegas to win the NBA Championship. Tim Duncan is not young, so Jason is skeptical on them winning.

Mark Sanchez has apologized for eating a hot dog on the sidelines during the game against Oakland. Apparently the NFL thought it was disrespectful of him to be goofing off and eating while the game was still going on. He has donated ton of hotdogs to his local food bank for the needy to say “I am sorry”.

The Yankees and Phillies are playing in the World Series tonight.

Andres Agasi, the Tennis player, admitted to being an ex-user of Crystal Meth in the ‘90s. He has a new autobiography called “Open”.