DEB’S BACK!

Deb took the day off for her birthday and went to see her man, Food Manchu, on Friday in Ft. Worth. She feels like she is going on a holiday vacation when she goes to see him because they stay in a hotel. Right when she walked in she saw a bundle of gifts on the table. You could tell he put a lot of thought into it because every individual gift was wrapped separately. On the very top was a little blue box. If you are a girl, you know what THAT color blue box with a while ribbon represents. It was a Tiffany’s box, so Deb saved that one as the very last present to open. The other gifts included a vintage soft purple LSU sweater and all 6 Star Wars movies. Inside the little box was a lock necklace. It is a classy gorgeous rock-n-roll locket. He then took her to her favorite Spanish restaurant in Dallas. She has the best weekend ever, no thanks to Jason and Cassandra not getting her birthday gifts. Happy Birthday Deb and welcome back!


GEORGE STRAIT:

Jason was conflicted last Friday on weather or not she should go to the sold out George Strait concert. He also wanted to go to the Rubberhead and Riddlin Kids reunion show. Jason was trying to get Deb to solicit tickets from her friend Bobby Bones, but she didn’t want to embarrass herself. Jason finally succeeded and actually made it to both concerts. The George Strait concert was in the new Cedar Park venue, so he had to drive forever to get there. It not only took him forever to get there, but it took over an hour to park. In the end, everyone just pulled over in the grass to park and walked the rest of the way. Jason was smart and left early in order to get to the Rubberhead show later that night. Hopefully they will be able to iron out the kinks for the hockey game on Wednesday.


DEB’S BROKE HER CAR:

Deb was in Ft. Worth this weekend with her man. She drove her beautiful 4-Runner up there. When she was about to start driving home, she couldn’t get her car to start. Deb called a dude to come jump her and made it all the way home. This morning she got in her car and it was clicking again! The intern had to go pick her up. Cassandra told her she needed a new battery because that happened to her 2 weeks ago. Jason said it might be the carburetor. (Her car doesn’t even have a carburetor J!) Listener Preston called in to say it is either she needs a new battery or she has dirty terminals. Listener Ben called in to tell Deb not to listen to Jason because he doesn’t know what he is talking about. Ben told her the alternator is fine and she just needs a new battery. Deb is going to try and clean the battery terminals first and if that doesn’t work, she’ll purchase a new battery! Good luck Deb!

SHOW DEATH WATCH UPDATE:

At the beginning of the Fall TV season we gathered all the new shows for a game. Jason, Deb, Cassandra and listeners all picked a show they thought would be cancelled first. Jason thought it would be “Brothers”, Deb thought it would be “Hank” and Cassandra chose “The Middle”. The listeners picked some shows as well. The first show that gets cancelled wins! If a listener wins, they get some tickets to a cool concert. Today we found out that the show “My Beautiful Life” was just cancelled after only 2 episodes! It was the one produced by Ashton Kutcher and starring Mischa Barton. No one picked that one, so it is still up in the air.

A MOMENT WITH SORORITY INTERN:

Today SI enlightened us with her medical advice again. You remember her telling us about Advil Liqui-Gels being miracles from God? Well, today she told us about the health benefits of Guinness. Guinness is not as heavy and bad for you as you think. It is actually a light beer with a lot of iron… which is good for girls on their period. Guinness has iron, and iron is in your blood therefore you lose iron on your period. Guinness restores iron in your body! In conclusion, Guinness is good for you!

I LOVE YOU CALL:

Every day Deb calls a local business to try and get them to say “I Love You”. Today she called Auto Zone because she may need a new battery. She asked them what it means when the battery oozes blue slimy stuff. The lovely dude, Adolfo, who answered told her that she should try and clean it first but if that didn’t work they would help her change her battery.. This totally made her feel special so she told him she loved him, and he said it back!! Hells yes! She is going to see him on Congress and Oltorf right after the show!

TRUTH OR PAIR:

Every Monday we allow listeners to call in and ask Jason or Deb any question they want. If they refuse to answer, the listener wins tickets to The Secret Machines who will be at Emo’s. Listener Spencer called to ask Deb about the best sex dream she has ever had about Jason. Deb said truth, and she hasn’t ever had one really. She had one when they were married, but they just went to the movies. She has never laid the pipes with Jason in her dreams. Listener Albert called to ask Jason what his least favorite race is. Jason said truth. He has no malice towards any race out there. He is an equal opportunity offender. Jason’s least favorite race is white people, mainly the white trash people. A lot of white people are stupid and ignorant. If you look back, historically, white people have done the most damage to society. We succeeded today in not giving away tickets!

QUIEN ES MAS MACHO:

Every Monday we check in with Jason to see how manly his weekend was. We then pin his weekend up against a listeners to see who had a more macho weekend. John called in to play today. A tree fell on his house, so he woke up early on Saturday to cut the tree down. He then changed his wife’s tire and the oil in his other car. John then cleaned the entire yard before he set up the Halloween decorations. After that, he cleaned the entire house so his wife didn’t have to. Jason started his night Friday at the George Strait concert then went all the way downtown for the Rubberhead and Riddlin Kids show at Red Eyed Fly. Saturday he tailgated at Crown and Anchor pub, where he was “destructive guy” at the bar. He broke several stadium fans by throwing them against the wall because he thought it was funny. He then went to the game and came back to Crown and Anchor for his 2nd cheeseburger of the day. Jason ended up going downtown that night as well. After turning to our highly reliable call-in voters we crowned John the winner.

THE QUIZ:

Every day we try and quiz Deb on football knowledge because she never retains the information. Today we played for passes to ACL! Listener Mark played today for the tickets. We asked her questions about the Texas/UTEP game. We asked her if she knew the score to the game, but she had no clue. She said she saw UTEP score a touchdown but didn’t know how many UT scored. It was 7 to 64. We then asked her how UTEP scored and even though she just said she saw it she didn’t know it was from an interception. Congrats to Mark who is going to ACL!

REWIND:

Every day Deb calls a random business to get the person who answers to say “I Love You”. Deb was not here Friday so Jason made Cassandra call a business because he didn’t want to. Deb was refusing to call the funeral home, so Jason made Cassandra call them today. She told the guy that her boyfriend was sick with swine flu and she was really worried and wanted to know how much a cremation cost. She made the guy feel really bad for her. She said “I love you” and he said “Same here”. That counts! Pease don’t ever make Cassandra do that again.

NEWS:

Iran successfully test fired the longest range missiles. General Husain Salami said the drills were meant to show that Iran can protect themselves against any threat by any other country.

A man walked in on his 16 year old daughter having sexual relations with a 37 year old man so he beat the guy with the butt of a shotgun. Turns out this the second man was his friend!

Randy and Mrs Quaid (Evi) were arrested for skipping out in a hotel bill in Marfa, Texas. Evi then went back to the police department after posting bail ($20,000 each) and flipped out on everyone. They still owe the hotel at least $5,000. They are known for stiffing hotels all over the country. Apparently, Evi Quaid gets her prescriptions from MJ’s doc Dr. Conrad.

An apartment complex called Miracle Park caters to ex-sex offenders. So far there are 35 registered sex offenders living there.

Kloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got married this past weekend!

Jenny Slate, the newest cast member on SNL made her debut this weekend. On her very first show Jenny dropped the F-Bomb live on air!

According to a new survey, 50% of America thinks Walmart best represents America. 5% thought the best way to fight obesity is to install scales at the fast food counter.

A survey came out with the sluttiest names. Chantelle is the sluttiest chick name and Dave is the sluttiest dude name. Deb is #6 and Jason is #8!

SPORTS:

The Houston Texans are unpredictable. They couldn’t have tried harder to lose their game against Jacksonville!

Brett Favre was pretty impressive yesterday throwing for a touchdown in the last minutes to beat San Francisco.

The Cowboys game is tonight! Jason is going to the game but he needs someone to help him tailgate. If you’re going to be at the game look for Jason and let him tailgate with you.