THE LEMURS:

The MorningX House Band, The Lemurs, came in studio today to say hello. They have been on hiatus for a while because the lead singer, Mitch, just had a baby. They played a song live for us this morning called, “Yours, Mine, Ours”. They are playing tonight and next Thursday at the Mohawk on Red River at 7pm. Their drummer immediately pointed out that Jason looks less hungover today than normally. We also noticed that they have an additional member of the band now. It is the guitar player from What Made Milwaukee Famous. The Lemurs are in the middle of writing and recording a new record. Check them out on their website for more information!

WE SPEAK SPANISH… KIND OF:

Yesterday when we called a Mexican Restaurant for the “I Love You” call segment, the lady that answered only spoke Spanish. This forced Deb to speak Spanish and to our surprise, Deb was freaking good at it! We replayed the call today just so Deb could hear herself speak. Deb admitted that she only understood about 20% of what she was saying, but she got the gist of it. Jason’s family should be ashamed of him. Not only has he taken 27 hours of Spanish and IS Spanish, but he couldn’t carry on a conversation if his life depended on it. Today we replayed the No Doubt song that Jason tried to sing in Spanish. It was definitely shameful to the Hispanic community. You can hear it on our Podcast.

JASON’S COUCH UPDATE:

Jason’s kegerator is up and running, but he still doesn’t have a couch. Jason has been quiet about his couch situation lately because it is hilariously not funny anymore. The website he purchased his couch on does not exist. Jason ordered a different couch on a different website after realizing this. He didn’t tell us because he knew we wouldn’t like it. Yesterday the delivery people called him to tell him they were delivering it. Long story short, they were delivering his couch in Waco. Why it went to Waco we have no idea. It was originally shipped from Illinois. It has to go back to Dallas and then come back down to Austin. He will not get it until Monday now. That is what Jason gets for being a dullard and buying a couch online. Stay tuned to hear when/if Jason’s couch show up!


ANDY LANGER:

Every Thursday we welcome to the program our musical expert, Andy Langer! Andy is our residential JON (jew of note), so Deb felt obliged to tell him she had a dream last night that she was in a concentration camp. Jason broke the news to Andy that Ellen is the new judge on American Idol. Andy was speechless. She has nothing to do with music history at all. Ellen is just a huge fan so she can relate to the “everyman”. Andy still thinks this is ridiculous. There is no reason for her to be a judge at all. Deb, on the other hand, loves her! I guess everyone has their opinions. Andy thinks that she would be a good replacement for Ryan Seacrest as a host, but not on the panel. ACL update: Sonic Youth is out! The guitar player broke his wrist playing tennis. Really? That is the lamest excuse for a cancelled tour ever. Check out Andy’s Next Big Thing on 101X every Sunday from 6p-8p.

DR. CHOPP IN STUDIO:

The other day we called a Dentist’s office for Deb’s “I Love You” call, and the dentist’s name was Dr. Root! We then received tons of calls and messages about Dr. Chopp! So today we welcomed to the program Dr. Dick Chopp. (Most of the time he goes by Richard). Dr. Chopp is a part of the Urology Team here in Austin and he specialized in vasectomies. We were fascinated by his name and how well it goes with his profession. Dr. Chopp said that it was pretty much divine intervention. It was meant to be! We found out that during the procedure the guys are awake. He has snipped around 8,000 penises! Jason and Deb are fans of the neuter/spaying, not only in animals but people as well. Dr. Chopp can even fix Peyronie’s disease! It is a disease that happens when a man’s “member” bends to the left or right. Jason told the Doctor that his penis points 7 degrees west. TMI! TMI! He gave Jason some advice on how to fix his minor problem. Listener Noel called to tell us that most girl’s G-Spots are to the left or right as well, so Jason should be fine. Not only is there a Dr. Chopp on his Urology Team, but also a Dr. Wang and Dr. Hardeman! They nicknamed Dr. Wang “Lil Wang”. Oh wow, this is getting a little out of hand here. Go check them out if you need your “business” worked on!


I LOVE YOU CALL:

Every day we call a local business to spread love around the world. Deb’s goal is to get the person who answers the phone to tell her they love her too. Today we called the Family Dollar store on Riverside. She asked her if they have items that cost more than $1, and they do. She also asked them about Halloween goodies they are selling right now. Chris was the lovely lady or maybe a little boy who answered. We still can’t tell what gender “it” was. Oops! Deb still didn’t get the love she wanted.

THE QUIZ:

Everyday we play Deb’s Football quiz, because we like to give away tickets. Today we played for AFI tickets for listener Vida. Deb knows nothing about football, so Jason is hoping she will learn through quizzing her every day. Today he asked her Steelers questions because it is her favorite team. She couldn’t spell Roethlisberger or name a player on the team. Vida did not win today, but we got her a prize anyways.

REWIND:

Our friends at Fox 7 have teamed up with us to do a little promo. Basically, if you go to http://www.myfoxaustin.com/you can pick the football teams you think will win every week. It is no secret that Deb knows nothing about football nor does she care. Well, she still had to pick some teams. Yesterday after the show Cassandra and Deb sat around trying to pick teams based on colors and names. Jason was listening to them try and pick the teams. He thought it was hilarious so he pushed record on the computer so everything that was picked up by the microphones was recorded. It was sort of like a “hidden mic” moment. The hilarious moments captures were classic. You have to go listen to it on the Podcast!

NEWS:

The President was on TV giving a very important speech last night about revamping the health care system, but that doesn’t matter because… WE HAVE AN AMERICAN IDOL UPDATE!

Nichole Ritchie just had another baby yesterday. It is a boy and his name is Sparrow James Midnight Madden.

2,500 cases of Swine Flu were found at Washington University. Just when you think you are safe, this happens. There are also reports of outbreaks in college football teams.

Ellen DeGeneres is the new American Idol judge next season! She is taking Paula’s spot.

Liza Minneli and Miley Cyrus are going to be in the new Sex and the City movie!

Rick Perry has said that the A&M bonfires will come back, but there is no telling when. The school is not so optimistic about bring it back. Former A&M student Bridgett called in to tell us that they still have the bonfire, but it is off campus now.

A Bolivian bomber threatened a flight staff on an airline for an hour. The “bomb” was a juice can with lights. The “bomber” believed the date 090909 flipped upside down (060606) was evil and he was just trying to warn the president on Mexico of a pending earthquake. Some people are just crazy.

SPORTS:

Tonight there is actual real life NFL football on the television. The Tennessee Titans and the Steelers are playing tonight to kick off the season at 7pm.

This Saturday at Buffalo Billiards Jason will be watching the Wyoming VS UT game.

USA and England both won their soccer matches yesterday!