CHRIS TREW:

Local comedian, Chris Trew, came in studio today to pimp his work. Chris has a masterpiece of a beard going on right now. Santa Claus would be jealous of his beard. He has been growing it out since Thanksgiving, so it has almost been a year. Deb was curious about his girlfriend and how she likes his hairy face. Apparently, she doesn’t mind. Deb was also curious if he shampoos his beard. There is a show in Monday nights on Comedy Central called ATOM TV. They basically hold a contest for comedy sketch groups to come on with their sketches. They have won the contest about 5 times already, and are hoping to win again. Visit www.atom.com and vote for Chris’ sketch “Man VS Woman”! It is called the “Upload Showdown” and they are winning by over 75% right now. They are hoping that if they win enough they can eventually get hired full time. Chris holds comedy classes and improvisation classes. Today at 2pm at The New Movement they are hosting a free comedy class! You can get more info by calling them at 512-788-2669!

DAILY BENCHMARK:

Every day this week we are trying out a new daily feature. We came up with 5 different topics to have you listeners choose from. The best feature you guys vote on will be on the show every day. Today we chose a feature that we do every once and a while. It is called, “A Moment With Sorority Intern”. Today SI allowed us to take a peek into her world. She said she loves how cute Kendra Wilkenson and Kourtney Kardashian look pregnant. She then wondered if you can breast feed with implants. Apparently, it is possible. Listen to our podcast and keep notes so you can vote on your favorite benchmark.

 

 

IS DEB A DULLARD?

We make mistakes quite often, but this week Deb has made 3. (Not including the Heidi interview). Well, Deb has been sucking into an office lottery pool the past couple weeks. They lost the first time so they reinvested what little they won into the second pool. They then reinvested the second pool winnings and now there is a third pool. You can only enter one $5 buy in because more than that gets confusing. Deb has to sign up by noon today. Jason thinks that anyone who plays the lotto is a dullard. There is a 1 in a billion chance of actually winning. Deb only played because the pot is over $300 million. Deb gets really excited playing this game and has already bought a house on the lake in her mind. Everyone pray for Deb and our office!

 

 

GEORGE WITH SOCIAL THINKER:

Today George from the non-profit organization Social Thinker came in studio to talk about their new event. Each year, Social Thinker chooses 12 monthly charities to support and throws special events for special causes. All the bars that host these events donate a percentage of their ring to the non-profit organization that month. Tonight they are collecting school supplies as well for kids that need stuff for school. They are also giving away some prizes tonight as well including training sessions and a massage! It is going to be at Cuba Libre from 5p to 9p tonight.

 

 

 

WAS HEIDI A BAD CALL?

Was it a horrible career move to have Heidi on the show yesterday? She is famous and anytime we can get anyone famous that is good. The main reason we did this interview was because we thought Spencer would be on with us. We wanted to wind him up and get him pissed at us. We had prepared a list of questions for him to answer in his douchey voice. Too bad we only had Heidi, who ended up being a good interviewee. Deb thinks that some of the blame lies with Jason. Jason always turns into a pussy when he gets people on the phone. If he were more risky with his questions it would be better. They are both always nice to people they hate on the show. Cassandra says that most people probably loved it, but "her people" dont text/email/call into radio shows ever. She is all over the news for a reason! If you are one of Cassandra's people, you should start texting us!

 

 

MARK ZUPAN:

The one and only, Mark Zupan, friend of the show and famous wheelchair rugby player came on the show this morning. Mark is also an actor in some movies! Mark has one of the best bachelor pads EVER and Deb was hoping he could give Jason some pointers. Jason is newly single and really wants a kegerator for his house. Mark has one! Jason’s concern with the kegerator is that he doesn’t want his house to start smelling like the Blind Pig Pub. Mark said that won’t happen. It is safe and not messy at all. You can put in a drain or you can empty out the extra beer head with a bucket. Mark has a bucket. If you just leave the beer in a bucket (which Jason will) it doesn’t matter because the odor will not spread too much. The only way the house will start to smell is if he spills beer everywhere and forget to clean it up. Mark is on his way to LA right now. He is going to read for a part in a Todd Phillips movie. Todd is the director of The Hangover. Mark is also trying to sell a TV Show idea to some people in LA. We asked him not to forget about us when he gets famous. Listener Randall called in to tell us that he has had a kegerator since 1994. He now can not imagine life without it. There are never any beer cans to clean up and it is easy to clean. His whole family has them! The family that drinks together stays together.

 

TEXT RACE:

Deb has a texting theory. She thinks that she can text faster with a full keyboard. Now that she has a touch screen phone she thinks she texts a lot slower. Jason has a full keyboard with the blackjack phone. He doesn’t think he would be able to text fast with a touch screen either. We decided to carry out an experiment. To test this theory we got 2 listeners on the phone. One listener, Eric, has a full keyboard T-Mobile phone, while listener Curtis has a touch screen iPhone. We gave them a test sentence and whoever texts the sentence first will win tickets to a cool concert. We hung up on the listeners and gave them the sentence, “George bush is an American President and I want him to impregnate my daughter”. The winner is… Curtis!! The iPhone won!

JASON MAY HAVE BEEN RIPPED OFF:

Jason tried to purchase a couch on line last week, but as of now, the transaction still says “pending”. There is no phone number on the website to check on the status of the order either. He now thinks that they do not exist at all. He is still hoping though, because that was the perfect couch! Cassandra told him to call the Better Business Bureau. Listener Parker called in to teach Jason how to do a domain search. That way he can find out who owns the website. If you have info on how to find out if the website is legit email us!

 

C OF THE WEEK:

Every week we let Deb get something that has bothered her off of her chest. She picks someone or something that has vexed her and labels them the “C Of The Week”. This week she is just mildly perplexed. As you know, she has put her car on the market because it is a V8 and she wants a more economically friendly vehicle. She posted her ad on Craig’s List and was pissed because it only allowed her to post 1 picture for hours. She then went to search for the ad yesterday, as did Cassandra, and they never found it. It is up though, because she has been contacted about it. She was also up until really late last night trying to post a new ad. Just because Craig’s List is not very consistent and annoying, she has labeled Craig the C of the Week this week!

 

I LOVE YOU CALL;

Every day we get Deb to call a local business to try and get the person on the phone to tell Deb that they love her. She has gotten really good at spreading the love. Deb is not feeling the love today though because her man is out of town. Deb started by asking her how much it costs for a dozen roses. A dozen red roses are $60 and mixed colors are $65. Deb then asked her for some insider information. She made up a story about only getting a half dozen roses and wondered if that meant something since he didn’t go for the full dozen. The lady, Rhonda, really got into her story and gave her great love advice. You could tell she really felt for Deb. She said that the guy probably has a fear of going over the top too soon or that maybe he doesn’t want to fully commit yet. She had wonderful insightful advice! Deb thought she for sure would get an I Love You out of her, but she did not. Better luck next week Deb!

 

THE QUIZ:

Today we got Brad on the phone for win them before you can buy them tickets to see DANE COOK! We asked her some Roy Williams trivia because he was hurt during practice yesterday. She knew that he played football for UT. We then asked her what number he wore while at UT. It was number 47, but he wore 4. Brad won today and is going to see Dane Cook!!!

 

REWIND:

Yesterday we had Heidi Pratt-Montag on the show because she has a new song out and she is in the new Playboy. If you don’t know, she was a star on the MTV Reality show The Hills. I mean, who hasn't seen the show? Right? Ok, maybe Jason and Deb booked her to make me happy. Her husband, Spencer, was not on the phone, so Jason immediately started insulting him. Jason had an itemized list of douchbag things Spencer has done that he wanted Heidi to defend. The first thing we asked was why he was such a pansy on “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here”. She compared it to a prison camp and totally had a great excuse for him. He has never camped before, so his survival tactics were not up to par. Jason and Deb then started in on his disgusting flesh colored beard. She called it an Angelic beard/mustache and said it in a way that you could really tell she loves him so much. She also defended his “cheating” behavior on the show by playing it off as a game they both just laughed off. They did not cheat on each other. Deb and Heidi then did impressions of each other, and both were quite good. Go pick up a Playboy because she IS in fact fully nude in the magazine! She is an aspiring singer as well, so definitely check out her new song, “Body Language”.

 

NEWS:

Weezer’s first song, “The Sweater Song”, was a rip off of Metallica. They said it was basically a rip off of “Sanitarium”.

A Burnett county dispatcher chick set fire to her ex-boyfriend’s house in hopes he would get back with her. She had told a friend that she wished something bad would happen because, in the past, bad things have gotten them back together. The fire nearly killed his American Bull Dog, “Arnold”. What a crazy bitch!

Have you seen the new UT Bud Light Fan Cans around town right now? They are pretty freaking cool. They are orange and white, but not exactly the correct burnt orange color. Several other Universities, including A&M, told Bud Light they were not a fan of the “fan can”.

A bunch of Madonna fans in Romania booed her when she paused to talk about the gypsies.

Apparently there are good and bad times during the day to ask for a raise. Bosses are most agreeable at 10am. They are least agreeable at 8am. So wait to spark up a conversation.

Apparently Natalie Portman loves really really obscene hip hop. If you have seen her work on SNL, then you know what I am talking bout.

In 1991, 11 year old named JC, was kidnapped while waiting for a school bus. For years police looked for her. On Wednesday she was found and is now 29 years old. She was kept in a convicted felon’s back yard in tents and shacks. She was there for 18 years.

 

SPORTS:

Wide Receiver Roy Williams left practice with a busted shoulder yesterday. He was supposed to replace T.O. this season. Hopefully he can recover in two weeks by the time the season starts. They were practicing without pads, so it wasn’t supposed to be a full contact thing.

Michael Vick is $20 million in debt. He agrees to live on a budget of only $300,000 a year until he pays the creditors off.

Rangers won 7 to 2 against the Yankees.

DDLP:

Every Friday we talk to Dennis De La Pena from Fox 7 because he is a real man of the news and more specifically, the Sports news. We are a day and a week away from the start of another Texas football season. There are a lot of people picking Colt McCoy to win the Heisman trophy. Dennis thinks they might be doing a “make good” thing with him this year because he should have won last year. He has the PERFECT year last year. If he could have one of those years again, that would be amazing. We then spoke to Dennis about Roy William’s injury yesterday during practice. The dude that hit Roy is battling for a job basically, so he was bringing it on the field. We all understand that, but they weren’t even wearing pads and you NEVER want to hurt your starting wide receiver! That is not a way to impress Jerry Jones. Watch Fox 7 this week for all your Sports News!