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I Am So Thirty
 Posted
5/16/2012 10:04:00 AM
DEB’S BUNS:
Deb walked into the studio this morning with 24 hamburger buns. Why? Deb had a kegger at her house last night. We know, on a Tuesday, she’s wild. It was a birthday party for her softball coach that, at the last minute, ended up being hosted at her house. They had a really nice barbecue and a keg, and Deb only knew three people out of about 30. It turns out, that was awesome! It’s a lot of work when you have a party with a bunch of friends and have to talk to all of them, so from now on she’s only having parties with people she doesn’t know. She’s going to start going onto other people’s Facebook friends’ lists and inviting people from there. Genius.
THAT GUY:
Wednesdays we shine a light on That Guy, that guy — or girl — that does something douchey and ...
Give Me An Apple Gump
Posted
5/15/2012 10:10:00 AM
DATE IDEAS:
Jason’s got a problem — he doesn’t know what to do on a date. He’s been out on 3 or 4 dates with this girl, and so far all they’ve really done is drink. He took her to dinner last week, and then they went to a bar. He can’t take her to a movie yet, that’s for when he already knows her and doesn’t want to talk to her. Deb suggested batting cages or bowling, but that all sounds pretty lame to him. Well what is his ultimate goal for this girl, she asked? He can’t say that on the radio. Ok, so it sounds like drinking is the way to go.
LET’S TALK TALKIES:
In this game Jason and Deb try to guess who an actor is based on what he/she is Known For, according to IMDb. Deb started off the game with a negative point for ...
Do It In Honor Of Dead Me
Posted
5/14/2012 10:03:00 AM
HOT TUB ORGY:
 Deb got invited to a pool party yesterday at a house up in Travis Heights. As soon as Jason heard she was hanging out in the hot tub, he immediately thought she had an orgy, but sadly that was not the case. She said they all got into the hot tub to watch the sunset, and it got Deb thinking, “Why does my life suck?” The house she was at was so beautiful, it just made her realize that she lives on the East Side and her backyard smells like dog poo and she’ll never have a house that nice. So kids, make sure you don’t make her mistakes and go to college for something involving numbers or computer programming.
FIRST PERIODS:
Deb was in the bathroom at the Rangers game and overheard a woman asking for some, uh, feminine hygiene products. Deb knows how that ...
That's Not How You Make A Movie
Posted
5/11/2012 10:07:00 AM
WAKE-UP CALL:
Jason was out with the Dream of the 90’s last night. They were in a movie and it started to rain. Jason wanted to be a gentleman and go get the car for her, but she wanted to run in the rain with him. Jason says this is the essence of the dream of the 90’s – spontaneity. They reached the car and were soaking wet. Jason decided this was the perfect opportunity to fulfill a Spiderman/Notebook style rain make-out. He leaned in for the kiss when he realized he was completely out of breath. They were kissing for a few seconds when he had to stop and try to play it off. Last night was a wake-up call – he needs to get in shape. If running to the car stops him from a rain make-out, something needs to change.
THE MOTHER LOVER GAME:
In honor ...
I'm Back, Bitches
Posted
5/10/2012 10:02:00 AM
DEB’S PSYCHIC:
Jason and Deb went to New Orleans back in January. While they were there Deb went to a psychic with her friend Dave and got her palm read. Dave went back to New Orleans and saw the palm reader. She pulled him aside and asked him to tell Deb not to dye her hair. When Dave told Deb she freaked out – she had just made an appointment to get red highlights. If she didn’t believe in psychics she definitely does now and there’s no way she’s dying her hair red. Jason thinks she should just to test the palm reader’s psychic abilities. But what if her all her hair falls out? Then no one will love her.
THE MOTHER LOVER GAME:
In honor of Mother’s Day, we’re exploiting Mama Dick and Deb’s Mum by seeing if they can answer questions the same way as their children. Deb’s Mum ...
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