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Today Couldn't Be Better
Posted 9/10/2013 9:59:00 AM

Dear Diary

Today is a big day. A big, big day. I've been waiting for this day, with a pile of cash in hand, for months now. Do you what day it is today? Do you know what date it is today? Do you understand how exciting it is? Well I'll tell you. It's Tuesday, 10th September 2013. And today, Tuesday the 10th September, is the day that the 'Genuises' release the new Apple iPhone! As you know I've been struggling with an iphone4 for a while since my iphone4S tragically died at Lollapalooza. Is it gonna be a 5S or is it gonna be a 6? Is it gonna be available in gold? Is it gonna make me so cool everyone in the world will want to be friends with me? I don't know! But what I do know is it's going to be using the new iOS7 and as soon as it's sitting in the palm of my hand I will be saying the immortal words of Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, "This is fucking Awesome". So wish me luck, and GET AT ME people at AT&T or the Apple Store, PLEASE LET ME PREORDER A NEW IPHONE! Thank you. 

Posted By: Deb  
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