Jason and Deb
Butter with Popcorn on the Side
DEB'S OVER THE EDGE PICS ARE IN:
Pictures from The Make-A-Wish Foundation are in, and Deb’s face is priceless. The pictures are actual prints, and Deb plans to frame them -the first pictures she’s framed in ten years. Nick’s jealous he didn’t get to repel and claims it’s the second most exciting thing to do behind skydiving. Check out all the pictures here.
DOES JASON DRINK BUTTER:
Jason went to the movies last night, by himself, and saw Tammy, mainly to satisfy his popcorn craving. Jason claimed putting the control of the synthetic butter in the hands of the consumer is dangerous. Also revealed: Jason does not like to have two distractions while watching a movie, those being popcorn and a girl to make out with, so he’d choose popcorn over a woman any day.
After Deb’s shrimp induced allergic reaction this past Saturday, she is avoiding shellfish. Her swollen lips have now returned to normal, but Jason is convinced it’s her age kicking in, and that’s what caused this mishap. Deb’s dog, Blue, threw up after Deb fed him some shrimp leftovers, leaving four land mines in Deb’s bedroom. Gross.
Deb’s worried she might have a mosquito-induced, aching bone disease, but there may be another explanation for her soreness. Sunday night, after the World Cup, she was drunk, running down Sixth Street, looking for her lost ring. Mixing Benadryl, alcohol and swollen lips might not have been the best idea, but Deb does have her ring! It was in her bathroom at home; she had never put it on that day. And that’s probably why her calves are sore. At least her lips have returned to normal.
Tuesdays we take a peek into Deb’s Diary to see what it’s like to be a hot, British chick living in Austin. Deb received a Facebook message suggesting that her 18-year-old, adventurous niece come stay with her for a few months. Deb asked listeners if anyone knew of an under-the-table job opportunity her English niece could partake in. Deb might be living with an 18-year-old for a few months – teen night anyone? Check out Deb's Diary every week here.
PET OF THE WEEK:
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I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Comfort Wear in Cleveland, Ohio was today's business. No love was shared today, as the lady on the phone seemed busy dealing with orthopedic stuffs and "bone shoes."
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. She guessed whether a baseball player was from the American League, National League, or is a fictional player. Derek Jeter is definitely in the American League, but Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez is clearly from The Sandlot.
A couple had sex on the roof of a Delaware Chipotle. The burrito place was still open at the hour of lovemaking, and several people called police. You could see the couple atop the building from across the street. The scents coming from the heated chicken below must have been arousing.
Medical marijuana dispensaries in Berkeley are forced to provide free marijuana to low-income patients, that is, if they make an annual income less than $32,000.
Nickel, a common allergy inducing metal, is in iPads, and is causing problems. A boy developed a rash that wouldn’t go away from his iPad and sought medical attention.
Yesterday was the All-Star Home Run Derby and Yoenis Céspedes won for his second time! Since steroids are not legal anymore and the competition is immensely long, Jason avoided it. The All-Star game is tonight and home field advantage for the World Series is on the line.
The new NCAA Football Championship trophy announced with a whole new look; it reins 3-feet-tall and weighs 35 pounds. Jason also argued that the World Cup trophy given on Sunday to Germany was too small.