Jason and Deb

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JASON IS A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE: If you haven’t heard yet, Jason is a spectacular quarterback…in water football. In fact, he’s a multi threat. Not so great with softball apparently. Last night, while trying to hit a ball to right field, Jason turned his body in an awkward way...
It's the holiday season! Well, Halloween. We're normally not the biggest celebrators, although you will occasionally see Nick and Alex wandering around the office in demon makeup . But this was too good an opportunity to pass up. Oh, and keep an eye out for all of Deb's old hair...
DEB’S ACL: This will be Deb’s first weekend at ACL (she was too sick to go last weekend). Usually she runs from one stage to another, but not this year. She is still getting over her bronchitis and gets out of breath just walking up stairs. Since she has the puppies to look...
Maybe you're super excited about Lorde playing this weekend at ACL. Maybe you hate her and how she moves like Gollum during her concerts. Whatever the case may be, you'll probably get a laugh out of this clip where South Park revealed Lorde's true identity. Lorde herself said...
There's a really devastating situation in the Austin area pet shelters, because they're so full that they will actually have to start euthanizing the pets TODAY to make room for the new ones. Please help this not to happen by adopting, fostering, or helping out today. The places...
DOUG MELLARD: Our buddy Doug Mellard stopped by the stupid today to talk about his upcoming album, Fart Safari. To make sure he tells all his jokes, he's got them written down in a quarterback-style armband. Obviously a totally sane person, Doug’s has decided to get a new tattoo...
DUMB QUESTION AMNESTY: If you want to ask a question without fear of people laughing, all you have to do is put “Dumb Question Amnesty” in front of it. When guys ask about Deb's foster puppies and how to adopt them, what percentage really just wants an application to her pants...
THE GREAT PIGGYBACK RIDE OF ACL: Jason had a slight run-in with the cops at ACL. He had just entered the park when someone ran up behind him and jumped on his back. He thought it was his friend, but when he shook him off, he realized it was a stranger! Two cops came up and...