Jason and Deb
7-ELEVEN FOOD PRODUCTS:
Deb was at 7-Eleven the other day and saw a sign for something called Doritos Loaded. Apparently it’s fried cheese covered with Doritos. Then Producer Alex started talking about the new, “indescribable” Mountain Dew Solar Flare. So we sent intern Kevin to 7-Eleven to buy some new food products for some taste testing. Jason, and Producers Nick and Alex, all liked the Doritos loaded, while Deb had to eat a carrot because she was so disgusted.
DEB’S REQUEST FOR WAXING:
Deb was at a pool yesterday with friends, when they noticed a lady who had a very hairy situation. Deb said that the lady’s pubes were way outside of the bikini area. Seeing this lady, Deb and her friends started to get worried and did a quick check for any stray pubes. They’re all going to the beach soon and talked about getting a Brazilian wax to ensure that all hair is gone. Deb is in desperate need for advice on where she should go to get this done. Her only requirements are that they don’t speak English and don’t look her in the eye. Email Deb here if you have any suggestions.
Wednesdays we shine a light on That Guy – the guy (or girl) who does something douche and either doesn’t realize it or doesn’t apologize for it. Today Jason said “don’t be dishes it out but can’t take it guy”. Jason said that Producer Nick is sometimes That Guy. Producer Nick stayed after work yesterday at Deb’s request to decorate the new office with an American flag and pictures of girls in bikinis. Jason said that the American flag looked like Rex’s dojo from Napoleon Dynamite and Producer Nick got mad. Mostly because Jason has heaped piles of abuse on Nick for several years now.
PET OF THE WEEK:
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I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Today we called Heritage Apartments in the most entertaining city, Cincinnati, OH. Deb was looking for an apartment for her granddad and they had a 2 bedroom / 2 bath apartment for $1300 a month available. It’s perfect for the parties that Deb and her granddad have. It was Amy’s first day on the job, and she was very informative, but she sounded a little shocked when Deb said, “I love you.” Another buttslam.
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today we quizzed her over hybrid food. Which fast food restaurant has a waffle taco? Taco Bell. Deb was also able to identify what a Mc10:35 was: an egg McMuffin and a double cheeseburger. Don’t eat factory food, kids.
Josh Gordon from the Cleveland Browns is facing a yearlong suspension after testing positive for marijuana. He has only been in the league for 2 years and is going to argue that he was high off of secondhand smoke.
John Abraham, who plays for the Arizona Cardinals, was arrested in June. He was found passed out in his car at an intersection…at 4 pm. Abraham was apparently at the Pink Pony Strip Club and "only had two drinks." Reports say that his speech was very mumbled and he was unable to recite the alphabet from letter c-x. He was arrested for a DUI and will most likely face a suspension.
Stephen A. Smith was suspended from ESPN for a week after making some comments about domestic violence.
Mark Davis, owner of the Oakland Raiders, met with the San Antonio mayor and officials to talk about relocating the team to San Antonio.
Paramount Pictures is in some trouble after releasing the Australian movie poster for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Twitter. The problem? The poster showed the four turtles jumping out of an exploding New York building with the release date listed as September 11. Paramount took down the photo and apologized.
Part of UCLA’s campus is flooded after a water main break. The flood affected Pauley Pavilion, which was just renovated for $136 million. It was reported that the pipe was pumping about 75,000 gallons of water per minute.
A new study has ranked the top 100 cities in the U.S. from most entertaining to least entertaining. The most entertaining city is Cincinnati, OH and the least entertaining is Newark, NJ. Austin was listed as the 40th most entertaining city.