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Our friend, dirty photographer Bad JohnPaul, is doing something other than taking pictures now:  he’s publishing an actual, paper magazine called Bad Austin Magazine.  He’s worked with lots of writers and artists and musicians, so why not?  The guy on the cover actually works with Riff Raff.  What prestige.  Check out and their party at V on Sunday for a preview.  And check out Deb’s new charity (which she has not really invented), defending nudity rights -



Despite our expectations that he would be dead by now, we welcomed the questionably-holy Father Dawn of the Church of Latter-Day Religious People back to the show today.  He wanted to pray for the Longhorns, although he didn’t even know that Mack Brown wasn’t the coach anymore, despite claims that they party in West Campus together.  Make sure you welcome him back by checking out the podcast for all his pleas for Deb to take her shirt off.



When you’re in a giant meeting with the CEO, there’s an unstated rule:  you don’t ask questions.  Almost everyone understood the rule at the meeting we had yesterday, except one of the stand-up-desk guys from upstairs (who we don’t know) who asked not one, but two, questions.  If you asked one, you’ve already violated the rule.  You definitely don’t get two.  By the way, we’re grateful for our jobs.  Please don’t fire us.



Once again Deb is going under the knife, er... scissors.  She’s not exactly happy with the hair she’s got right now, experiencing that phase most guys know well:  the in-betweener, where it’s just a little too long, but not actually long yet.  Who knows what her stylist will do to fix this “particular stage of mulletry?!”  Jason’s advice:  get a backwards hat.  Problem solved.



Fridays Deb calls the one person who’s wronged her the most that week the C Word – the worst word in the world, although she often uses it jovially.  For a few days her hair has been bothering her, partially because of the “mullet-ish growth in the back.”  But what annoyed her the most today was Nick and Jason’s incessant fantasy football talk.  It’s draining her happiness and lifeforce.  Stop talking about it!



Fridays we talk to a real sports expert, Dennis de la Pena from Fox 7 Sports.  Let’s get this over with:  A&M did pretty well last night against South Carolina, breaking two Johnny Football records.  Was that a fluke?  Dennis actually thinks because of how impressive they were, we might be able to see the Aggies be competitors this season.  And for the Longhorn game against North Texas this weekend?  Look, Vegas always tells the truth:  Texas is a 20+ point favorite.  Check out the USC game this weekend on Fox.



We love animals, and the latest way that we're showing it is supporting our friends at the Rowing Dock, who need to raise money for their beloved mascot, Ria.  You can see Ria bringing Deb some happiness right here, and if you can help her keep that going by participating in their event or donating, you'll be a slightly better person because of it.



At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.”  Today she called Tenth Street Laundromat in Philly.  She was informed by Tasha that they do wash-and-fold services, but comforters cost more.  It’ll be worth it, because Deb’s fictional child wet the fictional bed last night.  In the end Deb got not love, but a laugh.



Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her questions about the game of football, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers.  Today she had Longhorn Season Preview trivia for our first football quiz of the season.  Who is their starting quarterback?  She did not know that David Ash is.  Where are they ranked in the Coaches’ Poll currently?  She went with Unranked, but it’s 24.  How dare you!



For those of you who have been doing the Ice Bucket Challenge, you may be surprised where your money goes.  Check out this (perhaps questionable) website for information on the ALS Foundation.



Jerry Jones is in trouble for talking to Adrian Peterson about possibly bringing him onboard and not disclosing it immediately.  He got busted because he was sitting next to an ESPN reporter while on the phone.  Smart move.

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