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Don't Hurt My Soul


Social Media can be a pain sometimes. Deb posted a picture on Instagram yesterday with The Expendables 3 star Glen Powell. She has 110 likes and some random comments from fans. One of those comments was from a “Jason Statham” user account that is not actually Jason Statham, which upsets Deb because she’s had a crush on Jason Statham for forever and why can’t the real Jason Statham comment on her Instagram picture rather than the fake one?!



Jason just bought a new house and has realized that the man who lived there before was a registered sex offender.  “You’re welcome, neighborhood.”  There are items still in the house, and Jason wants to know if he can have a garage sale of the items that belonged to a sex offender. Deb suggests giving it to charity, but do charities take sex offender furniture? Does he even have to tell anyone where they came from?



Jason’s been out of the Twitterverse for a little while but still checks up when he gets mentions. Recently a girl mentioned Jason on Twitter saying that she saw him on Tinder dressed up as Superman and accidently swiped left too fast, and now she can’t swipe in Jason’s favor. Then again, when she looked at his picture again, she decided she didn’t want to.



In this segment we talk about something that should be a thing but isn't yet a thing, as far as we know. Like the flying car. It’s 2014, how is traffic still a problem?! Jason complained that the stoplight by his house turned green three times and he still couldn’t make it. Deb has suggested taking alternate routes through lake taxis. Isn’t the obvious solution an actual flying car?



Deb wants to talk about gambling for once!  On Tuesday she parked downtown, but before Deb could pay, some guy on a bike kindly told her that parking was free, then offered to clean her windows for $5. Deb took the offer because he saved her money and her car was pretty dirty anyway. He then bamboozled ten more dollars out of her to clean the whole thing. The gamble, though, was whether or not she’d come back to her parked car and have it still be there. Turns out:  “that gambling paid off.”



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At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.”  Today she spoke with a part-timer over at Spirit Locker in Alabama.  The good news was that it was a liquor store, not a bible store.  The bad news was that the gentleman answering the phone was very quick to tell her to call back on Tuesday to find out about rum, then hung up on her.  That’s a butt-slam worthy of a drink.



Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers.  Today Deb had to identify whether someone was a stripper, teen mom, or female scientist.  Ada Lovelace?  Deb guessed that was an old lady scientist, and that was right.  Unfortunately Deb also could identify that Janelle Evans was on Teen Mom.  Good ol’ reality TV knowledge.



What length of time is appropriate for an individual to post potential spoilers on social media? A poll was taken and some have answered “one full day” and others “after two days.” Although Jason seems to think that as soon as you hear “spoiler alert,” you have half a second to cover your ears. Vote in our own poll to the right.

Farah Abraham, the Teen Mom star, is now employed at Palazio Gentlemen’s Club as a manager. She was first hired as a cocktail waitress, then headed to the stage after wanting to make more money. Apparently she’s very popular at this place of employment and is “doing research on all the positions of a gentlemen’s club.”



NBA has released the 2014/2015 schedule and the always anticipated Christmas Day game includes LeBron James and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Jason thinks the schedule is an insult to the San Antonio Spurs, because opening night they play against Dallas Mavericks. Jason says LeBron should be playing in the first game of the year because who wants to watch Spurs and Mavericks the first night?


Chip Sarafin, who plays offensive at Arizona State, announced his sexual orientation as Michael Sam tweeted a congratulations. He’s the first ever division one football player who has come out.

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