Jason and Deb
Do Superheroes Have Sex?
Somehow today we got on the subject of superheroes, and there was a dispute over whether Superman has sex and on why the character “Black Adam” from Africa had that “racist” name. After all the superhero talk, Jason was reminded that his softball buddy doing an “iron man”. His friend quit softball to train for this professional competition, and Jason didn’t understand why he was doing this to himself when he told him that it’s going to suck.
After Blue’s surgery, he now has no more bumps around his wee wee and is on a rotisserie chicken and rice diet. Deb said he’s been acting strange since the surgery, and wanders off and pokes Deb in the middle of the night waking her up to go outside. The best part is watching Deb handle cooked chicken. Watch the video below.
Tuesdays we take a peek into Deb’s Diary to see what it’s like to be a hot, British chick living in Austin. Deb was in Round Rock for Blue’s surgery, and didn’t want to sit in the waiting room so she decided to go to IKEA. While in the store, she couldn’t figure out if it was a furniture shop, restaurant, warehouse, or playhouse. Their system of writing down the items that you want on a paper ended Deb with a full list, hungry stomach, and looking for the cashier and “exit” sign. Also, can anyone help her find this cute IKEA designer? Read Deb’s Diary for yourself here.
ALEX THE SECRET SHOPPER:
The universe is trying to tell Producer Alex to be a secret shopper. Jason remembers dealing with a secret shopper in his Radio Shack days, then when he realized what she was, he got really mad. He just wanted her to buy that StarTAC! We think this would be great for Alex, though. He’ll feel like a spy, and he’ll get stuff for free. It’s like a dream job.
PET OF THE WEEK:
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I LOVE YOU CALL:
At 8:50 Deb calls a random business and tries to get the person answering the phone to say, “I love you.” Deb called an Italian restaurant, Angeloni’s, in Atlantic City. She said she wanted authentic Italian food while she toured the states with her family. The owner told her to make reservations soon because there will be a Queen and Adam Lambert concert in town, and the call ended with an “I love you”. Ciao!
DOES DEB KNOW STUFF:
Every day we “trivialize” Deb by asking her quiz questions, then laughing when she doesn’t know the answers. Today we had a Chicken Trivia on behalf of Blue, with the first question asking who was one of the most popular Looney Tunes chickens (Foghorn Leghorn); Deb guessed some rooster and got it wrong. The second question asked “What chicken was the mascot in a city in California?" The answer was the San Diego chicken, not the LA chicken that Deb answered. The last question was: “Who was Camilla the Chicken’s Muppet love interest?” She said Gonzo and was correct. At least she knows the Muppets.
A Michigan County jail’s all-orange jumpsuits are viewed as “cool” and “too fashionable” now because the show “Orange is the New Black”. They are now going back to the old-school jumpsuits with horizontal black-and-white stripes for inmates to wear inside the jail.
During a GQ interview with Kanye West, he compares Kim to a dinosaur and himself to a blowfish. He got this comparison from the movie Step Brothers; “never lose your dinosaur”.
A teenage girl posted a selfie on Twitter smiling on a visit to the Auschwitz Concentration Camp and is now facing a storm of protest over her actions. Breanna Mitchell apparently didn’t understand why people were getting upset, so she tweeted "Omg I wish people would quit tweeting to, quoting, retweeting, and favoriting my picture of my smiley in Auschwitz Concentration Camp. Like apparently is such a big deal that I smiled. Good Lord."
The NFL released yesterday that the #1 best-selling jersey goes to Johnny Manziel, and coming in sixth place is rookie Michael Sam. Tony Dungy said he would not have drafted Michael Sam because he “didn’t want to deal with all of it”.
MBA Donald Sterling owes $500 million in loans if he doesn't sell the Clippers for $2 billion. Three banks want to recall their loans to Sterling because his decision to dissolve the Sterling Family Trust.