Deb's Diary

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Dear Diary, I'm pretty sure this isn't anything new, but men are weird. I'm serious when I say that the difference between out two sexes never ceases to amaze me. For example, yesterday, we found out that Jason can't "code switch". I think the entire basis for my life has been...
Dear Diary. Friday was a dark day in the O'Keefe household. I may have reached the end of my tether with the Blue dog. I came home from work, half an hour earlier than usual, all happy to see Blue and let him out of his cage to take him to the park to play, when a terrible sight...
Dear Diary: Yesterday I started my Christmas shopping, and to my surprise, I more or less finished it. All I have to do is get the man something and I’m all done. Not bad really. However, I ran into quite a road block whilst trying to pick something up for my brother and his...
Dear Diary: It's got to that time of year when I have to start thinking about my Christmas plans. Now it may seem a little early, but as I usually go home to the UK , I've got to book my flights before I get raped with the prices. I love so much about going home for Christmas. I...
Dear Diary, I feel a bit bad today because I've been keeping something from you. About a month ago I ran onto an old friend, whom I've known for about three years. This friend was all the things I like in a man, funny, caring, tall, dark, handsome, sarcastic and also foreign,...
Dear Diary. It's that time of year again. The time of year when people lose it over half price sale items, families get sick of the sight of each other and diets go out the window in favour of gluttony and acid reflux. It's Thanksgiving! A holiday that I didn't grow up with. As...
Dear Diary, I had a weird experience this weekend, as I was spending some time with a friend who has an 8 yr old son. Forget that I had to watch my dirty little sailors mouth all weekend and keep my constant stream of sexual innuendo to a minimum, there was even harder work to...
Dear Diary, I'd like to use my time with you this week as a gift for Jason. You see, being the wise old cougar that I am, I have already been in his shoes, walking down the aisle. Well, my sloes were beautiful 3" satin heels that matched my dress perfectly, not a stinky old pair...
Dear Diary: Often times I find myself complaining to you that things just aren't right with the world. For example, recently, I've had to have numerous rabies shots and my dog has almost eaten the entire wooden gate off my back garden fence. But today, I've got to tell you about...