Deb's Diary

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Dear Diary. I think someone put a curse on me. I've nothing but bad luck and I'm pretty sure I've lost my Mojo. Not knowing how to get it back, I'm taking several measures to fix myself from the inside and out. I go to weekly massage sessions with a lovely woman who also...
Dear Diary. I've been sitting here thinking about how to say this. I've been thinking about flowery, creative ways to waste 10 minutes of the show. But I’m so unhappy, I can’t even pretend. So here it is. The truth is, this weekend, the Samoan and I broke up. There's nothing I...
Dear Diary, This diary entry may be my most annoying yet. I'm pretty sure I had something to say about some things or something, but I can't remember. I'm not even kidding. This is how my life seems to be at the moment: Who did I speak to on the phone yesterday? Have I got plans...
Dear Diary. Here at the station we get a few emails about different things. Sometimes people like to comment on the subjects we cover on the show, sometimes they like to send in pictures of their pets and sometimes they just take issue with things we say, or want to complain...
Dear Diary. As you know, last week I was in a car crash. It happened on the way to work, and luckily, both Blue and I are doing ok. Apart from the odd fender bender and those little holes in the sheet rock in my garage, I've never been in anything resembling a proper accident...
Dear Diary: As I became something of a slight porker over the holidays, I've been running quite a lot lately. I usually run around Lady Bird lake, and on a good day, I make myself do the 4 mile loop. I take the Blue dog with me and always wear my iPod so I don't really pay all...
Dear Diary, I'm pretty sure this isn't anything new, but men are weird. I'm serious when I say that the difference between out two sexes never ceases to amaze me. For example, yesterday, we found out that Jason can't "code switch". I think the entire basis for my life has been...
Dear Diary. Friday was a dark day in the O'Keefe household. I may have reached the end of my tether with the Blue dog. I came home from work, half an hour earlier than usual, all happy to see Blue and let him out of his cage to take him to the park to play, when a terrible sight...
Dear Diary: Yesterday I started my Christmas shopping, and to my surprise, I more or less finished it. All I have to do is get the man something and I’m all done. Not bad really. However, I ran into quite a road block whilst trying to pick something up for my brother and his...