Deb's Diary

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Dear Diary: I may have made the weirdest discovery ever in my neighbourhood yesterday while I was walking Blue. I understand that it was just Cinco De Mayo and that I live in a neighbourhood where there's all night Mexican Karaoke parties, but I don't expect you ever get used to...
Dear Diary, I went to the shrink yesterday. Sometimes I like telling people that for its comic effect, but other times it just makes me feel like a crazy person. You know what else makes you sound like a crazy person who’s seeing a shrink? When you have a conversation with...
Dear Diary, The other day, after a successful shopping experience, I left the HEB with a happy heart and a "forever" bag, chock full of my favourite veggie items. Upon nearing my car, I saw a sight that stopped my heart. Being the consummate journalist, always up for a ripe...
Dear Diary: I had a bit of a weird day yesterday. As you know, my insurance company finally decided to do the right thing and write my car off. It looks like I will be better off taking the money rather than keeping the car, but now I need a new one. I wasn't ready to make this...
Dear Diary, This amazing day is finally upon us, the day that has threatened to arrive for ages ... Yes, I'm serious - I'm getting my car back today!!! (allegedly) Harrah! Now, let me set this up a bit, since my week off, I've been doing a lot of thinking and my new plan is to...
Dear Diary. I know I've had a bit of a hard time recently, but do you remember last year when I fell off a skateboard and got bitten by a rabid dog all in the same week? Well apparently, that week has something to do with me getting an insurance bill for the rabies shots that...
Dear Diary. I know that Jason just thinks I'm fussy and I’ve got a weak stomach, but I like to eat well. (when I can eat that is) I also like food that has been grown in good conditions, with fair trade in mind, and stuff that is generally healthy. I also have a few, you know,...
Dear Diary. I think someone put a curse on me. I've nothing but bad luck and I'm pretty sure I've lost my Mojo. Not knowing how to get it back, I'm taking several measures to fix myself from the inside and out. I go to weekly massage sessions with a lovely woman who also...
Dear Diary. I've been sitting here thinking about how to say this. I've been thinking about flowery, creative ways to waste 10 minutes of the show. But I’m so unhappy, I can’t even pretend. So here it is. The truth is, this weekend, the Samoan and I broke up. There's nothing I...