Deb's Diary

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Dear Diary According to Jason, I’m insensitive. I like to think that sometimes I just have unfortunate luck when it comes to noticing (out loud) people’s ‘disabilities or misfortunes. You could call it “Foot In Mouth’ disease. Anyway, I think I accidentally did it again...
Dear Diary Wandering around the last three weeks with these two stupid broken toes has been really annoying. Not only am I unable to work out properly, but I’m just really slow. Everything takes me twice as long to do as I have to shuffle around like Quasimodo. But take away how...
Dear Diary Well it looks like its that time of year again. Although I personally feel like it’s not time yet, the stores have begun putting out the decorations, so I suppose I have to just accept it: It’s Halloween. As you know, I absolutely hate Halloween. It’s just the most...
Dear Diary In this day and age of recessions and downsizing and layoffs, I think we all take pause to thank our lucky stars that we’ve got a job – at least I do. And I know that wilth the layoffs, some people’s work responsibilities have grown as they take on other’s work loads...
Dear Diary I’m not really into women’s magazines but the other day I was bored so I started flicking through my roommate’s Cosmo. God, those magazines are awful. Here are some of the headlines on the cover: “FLATTEN YOUR ABS IN FOUR EASY STEPS!” Yeah, sure. It’s that simple, no...
Dear Diary Yesterday as I was having a tinkle, I noticed something strange. No, it was nothing like that, you perverts. I was sitting there on the pot and I noticed that the label on my new jeans seemed a little larger than normal. So as I was scrutinizing it, and the usual...
Dear Diary I’m a bit of a creature of habit. I suppose we all are to a degree. And it’s not like I’m resistant to change, but I feel like I’ve got a good system in place, you know, for life, so why change it? However, I certainly don’t want to be one of those people who stick...
Dear Diary I hope that I’m not to grumpy on the show this morning, but I woke up in a bit of a mood. Was it lack of sleep? No. I slept like a rock. Bad dreams? No. Don’t remember anything. Bad day ahead of me? Nope. Going to Catz for an awesome workout then meeting up with my...
Dear Diary I feel like I have a rant of this nature about this time, every year. But as you know, my birthday is right around the corner, and world? I’ve got a bone to pick with you. You know, I say world, but more specifically I suppose I mean Jason Dick and Jesse from Weirdos...