Deb's Diary

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Dear Diary I may be a little behind on this (and I blame being on crutches as I can’t get out and about very easily) but have you noticed all the knitting that’s been going on recently? I mean, not just all the hand made hats and cool scarves the hipsters are wearing, but...
Dear Diary Wow. I’ve been saying it for months, but I’ve recently realised that Match.com really, really sucks. You see, since I cancelled my Match.com membership, my game is totally back. And with a bit of a vengeance. Seriously, I’ve met some really nice dudes the last couple...
Dear Diary Today is the day. It’s not a day I’ve been looking forward to, and in fact I’ve been putting it off for the best part of a year. But sadly, that’s not how days work – they always show up whether you want them to or not. So, here we are, today, and that day is . . ...
Dear Diary I had dinner with a dear friend of mine last night and received some wonderful news. After years of being a loyal fan of what I like to call a SIMPLE phone, he’s decided to cross over to the light and purchase a SMART phone! And not only a SMART phone, but a brand new...
Dear Diary According to Jason, I’m insensitive. I like to think that sometimes I just have unfortunate luck when it comes to noticing (out loud) people’s ‘disabilities or misfortunes. You could call it “Foot In Mouth’ disease. Anyway, I think I accidentally did it again...
Dear Diary Wandering around the last three weeks with these two stupid broken toes has been really annoying. Not only am I unable to work out properly, but I’m just really slow. Everything takes me twice as long to do as I have to shuffle around like Quasimodo. But take away how...
Dear Diary Well it looks like its that time of year again. Although I personally feel like it’s not time yet, the stores have begun putting out the decorations, so I suppose I have to just accept it: It’s Halloween. As you know, I absolutely hate Halloween. It’s just the most...
Dear Diary In this day and age of recessions and downsizing and layoffs, I think we all take pause to thank our lucky stars that we’ve got a job – at least I do. And I know that wilth the layoffs, some people’s work responsibilities have grown as they take on other’s work loads...
Dear Diary I’m not really into women’s magazines but the other day I was bored so I started flicking through my roommate’s Cosmo. God, those magazines are awful. Here are some of the headlines on the cover: “FLATTEN YOUR ABS IN FOUR EASY STEPS!” Yeah, sure. It’s that simple, no...