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Dear Diary Well it looks like its that time of year again. Although I personally feel like it’s not time yet, the stores have begun putting out the decorations, so I suppose I have to just accept it: It’s Halloween. As you know, I absolutely hate Halloween. It’s just the most...
Dear Diary In this day and age of recessions and downsizing and layoffs, I think we all take pause to thank our lucky stars that we’ve got a job – at least I do. And I know that wilth the layoffs, some people’s work responsibilities have grown as they take on other’s work loads...
Dear Diary I’m not really into women’s magazines but the other day I was bored so I started flicking through my roommate’s Cosmo. God, those magazines are awful. Here are some of the headlines on the cover: “FLATTEN YOUR ABS IN FOUR EASY STEPS!” Yeah, sure. It’s that simple, no...
Dear Diary Yesterday as I was having a tinkle, I noticed something strange. No, it was nothing like that, you perverts. I was sitting there on the pot and I noticed that the label on my new jeans seemed a little larger than normal. So as I was scrutinizing it, and the usual...
Dear Diary I’m a bit of a creature of habit. I suppose we all are to a degree. And it’s not like I’m resistant to change, but I feel like I’ve got a good system in place, you know, for life, so why change it? However, I certainly don’t want to be one of those people who stick...
Dear Diary I hope that I’m not to grumpy on the show this morning, but I woke up in a bit of a mood. Was it lack of sleep? No. I slept like a rock. Bad dreams? No. Don’t remember anything. Bad day ahead of me? Nope. Going to Catz for an awesome workout then meeting up with my...
Dear Diary I feel like I have a rant of this nature about this time, every year. But as you know, my birthday is right around the corner, and world? I’ve got a bone to pick with you. You know, I say world, but more specifically I suppose I mean Jason Dick and Jesse from Weirdos...
Dear Diary Even though I’m single at the moment (or maybe because of it) this summer has been a lot of fun so far. I’ve taken some amazing trips, ridden the lake a lot, had a few ecstasy parties where all the boys take off their shirts (and sometimes their pants) and generally...
Dear Diary Today I’d like to talk to you about ethics. Social networking ethics to be precise. Now you guys know that I’m not particularly fond of social networking sites, but I use FB and Twitter frequently because I’m forced to. A lot of people I meet want to be friends on FB...