Wanna Rent Deb's House?
I'm pretty sure you've heard me mention it once or twice recently, but I bought a new house last month. Well it's not new but new to me. Now that I'm more or less settled in, I only have about 15 (YES I STILL HAVE 15 LEFT) boxes to unpack but I've mainly hidden them from sight so they don't count. All I've got to do now is rent my old house out! My neighbours and I are in 'discussions' about allowing STRs in our community, so until we figure it all out, I am going to just lease the house out. That's where YOU come in listeners!! Who wants to live in the former house of a D-list Austin celebrity!?!? There are a lot of perks: The house is lovely - I decorated it myself! (it's theme is warm/contemporary) After I murdered the original fridge, I had to replace it with an amazing, space-age Samsung fridge - and now you get to bathe in its glow and use it's spacious shelving! There is a beautiful jasmine bush in the back garden and it's just about ready to blossom - move in now and enjoy its fragrant flowers for weeks! I've made many wonderful memories in that house - like the time I played a Ron Jeremy porno during Jason's poker and beer bachelor party, and that other time we recorded the longest 'can I get an episode count' drunken podcast ever... Ah memories. Now all this can be yours! Get at me listeners!
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