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Read this diary in a funny 1920's voice...

 

 

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The other day, after a successful shopping experience, I left the HEB with a happy heart and a "forever" bag, chock full of my favourite veggie items. Upon nearing my car, I saw a sight that stopped my heart.  Being the consummate journalist, always up for a ripe story, or "nosy bastard" if you prefer, I just had to grab my camera and take a closer look.  Let me try and describe to you what I saw:  it was a normal looking, relatively new, small SUV.  Possibly a Honda or a Kia, it looked in pretty good condition, silver if I remember. Upon closer review however, one could see that there was something terribly wrong with the picture.  I couldn't see inside!  Was it some awfully dark window tint that was playing these tricks upon me?  Why couldn't I see the seats and or interior of the car?  Well you just sit there and I will reveal to you the most scandalous of things, the darkest most deep terror that lay there in that most innocent of HEB car parks: YES !! the reason I couldn't see in was because the car was full up with junk!!  I kid thee not, dear listener!!  The car was roof to floor chock-a-block full of RUBBISH!!  Dare you imagine that I should make up these terrible lies!!  How could one?  What type of depraved mind would concoct such a tale! It's true I tell thee, and here's the picture to prove it.... Who are these people that live this life? and why must they pray upon my very own HEB?...
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