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Ouch! My Lip!

Dear Diary

 
Last weekend Jason's roommate and my friend Jeff were hanging out doing our usual stuff - watching Orange Is The New Black, drinking Topo Chico, tucking into some delicious East Side Pies pizza pie, when tragedy struck. I was starting my second piece of veggie pie when OMFG i bit my lip. I don't mean the outside of my lip in a sexy, come-hither look, but the inside of my bottom lip, kind of right where my teeth meet. My friend and Jason's roommate just laughed at my pain until I showed him the grotesque chunk of flesh I'd taken out of my lip. It was too painful for words. And I kid you not, as hard as I tried over the next ten days, I re bit my lip in exactly the same place every single time I ate something. At one point, I was eating out at my favourite restaurant Koriente, when I did it again, and I just stopped eating. As hungry as I was, I just couldn't continue, running the risk with every bite that I was going to do it again. I guess it's a great way to stay in shape, but WTF mate!?!? And still today, I'm really nervous when I eat. I can feel the bump, and it's right there, in that spot where my teeth meet, just waiting to be bitten again.

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