My Shoes Stink
I've got a problem and I'm actually a little embarrassed to admit it. I'm sure that there's no shame in it, and also, that everyone else in this room suffers with this problem but that doesn't make me feel any better about it. OK. I'll be brave. I'll just say it. Maybe others will feel empowered by my admission and will be able to come forward too, and we can unite! Unite and try and fight this thing. This..this tragedy. This..this travesty. This issue...of...smelly feet. Yes, you heard me, smelly feet! I found out yesterday that I've got a pair of shoes that make my feet smell! I'm so ashamed! I was trying on new workout shoes at Luke's Locker and wanted to fall into a hole and die. What do people do when they have this terrible problem?