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My Lateness Excuse

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I was a few mins late to work today so I have to apologise to Jason and the show. Sorry guys. However, it wasn't my fault. It was my new bed. Ok, you're going to laugh at that and just say I overslept or messed up on my alarm, but nope. It was my new bed. Guys, its so goddam awesome, I just kept sleeping while my alarm was going off at full strength. In fact, I'm counting down the minutes til 10am when I can go home and get right back in it... 

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