I Hate Your Hat
Mar. 18, 2014
I had lunch with my ex boyfriend last week, and it was really nice! We had gone through that period of missing each other then that period of being annoyed by each other and now we're in the very nice stage of good friends who care about each other and are pretty close. So now that we're in this comfortable place in our relationship, we can have a laugh and make fun of each other without feelings getting hurt or being taken too seriously. It's pretty great! I finally decided to tell my ex how much I had always hated this one particular hat of his. It was so old and gross and it was Matthew McConaughey's dumb JKL brand, and it was so ugly. In fact I accidentally on purpose put it in the washing machine one day where it got accidentally on purpose destroyed. I replaced it with another, much better looking one, so no harm no foul right? He actually laughed at me and told me that he'd always hated my favourite hat as well. Bastard. Anyway, we then went through the laundry list of every piece of clothing that we'd ever hated of each other's, it was fun!
(photo: This is not Deb's ex. This is some douche Alex took a picture of during SXSW.)