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The Best Investments

Dear Diary
       
I was watching a TV commercial the other day about some investment firm and it got me thinking about my own investments. I’ve got a savings account, a 401K here at work and a ROTH IRA. My boyfriend is always telling me I need to ‘diversify’ more, and one day I will. Once I’ve figured out exactly what that means. I suppose many people would look at my finances and tell me that my biggest investment over the last several years has been my house. And whereas I’m semi prone to agree, I’d have to say that my biggest and best investment, in my opinion, is either my dog, or my Spanks bra. I’m pretty sure I don’t have to explain to you how much my dog Blue has enriched my life. Between all his illnesses and such, he’s certainly cost me a pretty penny, but the joy he’s brought me has been worth every one of those pretty pennies. And as for my Spanks bra, well that has just been legendary in the holding-up-my-boobs department. I was hesitant to buy it back 6 or 7 years ago as it was over $60 and that’s ridiculous for a bra, but I’d read wonderful reviews and decided to go for it. And what an investment it’s been! I still wear it regularly and it’s in great shape for a 6 or 7 year old bra. In fact, I’ve never owned a piece of underwear that long, ever!

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