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There's a murderer living in my house...

Dear Diary,
There is something weird going on with my mail. You already know from the TB letter problem that I don't check the mail as often as I should, so it probably doesn't surprise you that I am getting somebody else's mail and
have been for quite a long time now - at least a few months. This person has never lived here as my house is new and I'm the only one who's ever owned it. I asked my roommate if she was involved in any mail scams, postal fraud or illegal operations, but it seems that her job at the Capitol keeps her busy enough. I called my old roommate and asked him if he had any illegal English aliens that he had been sneaking in, but it seems all his friends are kosher. I went to the post office about it, to see how a total stranger can just change their address to my house, but apparently anyone can do that. And I forgot to take the strange mail with me so they couldn't put a stop on it. But listen, here's the weirdest part - the mail coming to my house is addressed to one Scott Peterson. Seriously? Scott Peterson? The hot wife and unborn baby killer from California has his mail sent to my house? How is this possible? What on earth possesses an inmate to do that? And do you think he will seek retribution because I read his Newsweek and don't intend on sending it on? How come he hasn't noticed that he doesn't live at my house? Doesn't he realize I live in the hood? I'm surprised my mail even makes it sometimes! Oh well, I guess I'll just keep enjoying his monthly publications and he can wonder where his bank statements are forever.

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