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My life is over.

”description”Dear Diary, The other day, whist out on a date I noticed something that could possibly mean that my dating life is over. I was having a lovely time on that date, so the thought of no more dates really worried me. OK, here it is: I had just noticed a grey hair. Yes, I said a GREY HAIR. In the words of my friend Jason Dick - WTF mate? I thought I was too young for grey hair...
Wait, I lie, I actually thought I would never get grey hair. You see, I'm just too young to have grey hair - IN MY MIND that is. I also dress like I'm 15. And I think it's this false sense of security that I've lulled myself into over the years that is making this hard to deal with. I know plenty of women that are younger than me and have way more mature responsibilities like kids and a husband and a real job. These women expect to get grey hair don't they? And men, I don't even want to hear it, you actually look good going grey early. When was the last time you walked by a hot chick with a big thatch of grey and said ooh, I'd like to hit that? I rest my case. So am I genetically predispositioned to this or is it the stress of my last year or so. It's not been a good time in my life so maybe now that things are calming down the grey is going to go away?.... Oh yeah, was it wrong or weird that I made my date Johnny Mustache pull my grey hair out of my scalp right there and then on my date?

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