International Talk Like A Pirate Day
One of the most important holidays of the year - if not THE most important - is this week. International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Here's the problem, though. So many people who know about this holiday confuse it as "Dress Up Like A Pirate Day." No. No no no. That is not what the day is all about. You need to talk in the stereotypical "Aaargh," and "Ye be," and the like and such as, NOT dress in eyepatches and peglegs. Come on, guys.
This is especially exemplified by Krispy Kreme this morning. While I applaud your efforts of spreading the good word of ITLAPD, you're doing it exactly wrong. Get it together, guys. But thank you for the pirate donuts today.