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This Guy Is Stealing My Life

I've been hearing it for a while now, and I finally saw it for myself:  there's some doppelganger of me out there making Time Warner Cable commercials.  While my name is Alex and I actually do use TWC in my home, I am not this guy, I do not have his devices, and I am not getting his commercial money.  Which is BULL!  I deserve a cut of the royalties, since he's clearly infringing on my trademarked... face. 

Tell me the truth:  shouldn't I get some of this guy's bigtime Hollywood money?  He's totally me!  Except for the fact that he has an XBox 360.  PlayStation for life!

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