This Guy Is Stealing My Life
I've been hearing it for a while now, and I finally saw it for myself: there's some doppelganger of me out there making Time Warner Cable commercials. While my name is Alex and I actually do use TWC in my home, I am not this guy, I do not have his devices, and I am not getting his commercial money. Which is BULL! I deserve a cut of the royalties, since he's clearly infringing on my trademarked... face.
Tell me the truth: shouldn't I get some of this guy's bigtime Hollywood money? He's totally me! Except for the fact that he has an XBox 360. PlayStation for life!