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Everything I Know About Sports

I am not exactly a sports expert, as made famous by things like my prediction that the Toronto Raptors were gonna win the Super Bowl in the 7th Inning.  But my love of auto-tune is very well documented.

So it's probably no surprise that nearly 100% of my sports references come from videos that have catchy auto-tune songs.  So if you ever hear me say things like, "We talkin' 'bout practice?" or "I'm a man, I'm 40!" or "I couldn't care less about the team struggling," you can thank DJ Steve Porter.

 

There's also a version with real drums.  Warning:  it's even more catchy.

 

 Plus Steve Porter is the guy responsible for this gem that surely everybody still knows:

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