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Thank Jebus It's New Moon Friday!

Cassandra — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:30:00 GMT

C of the Week

After polling the listeners we deemed the C word as the worst word in the world. In honor of this, we allow Deb to label someone the C word. She takes this time to vent about something or someone that has pissed her off. Yesterday she was asking every one of her friends for their blessings on a nose piercing. Jason, her boyfriend, the interns and Cassandra all told her not to do it. The only one on her side was Other Guy Intern, Nick. He wants a job though. She decided to not listen to anyone and go get it done at Shaman Modifications yesterday. It is really cute and petite. Her piercer, Pineapple, placed it right in the crease of her nose. It accents her face perfectly. But because no one stood behind her on her decision, all of Deb’s friends are the ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON!!

Interns — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:34:00 GMT

IT’S JASON’S BIRTHDAY!

Deb brought in gifts for Jason on his birthday today. It was actually a bag-o-gifts! She wrapped 5 different present. She told him he could open one present an hour. He chose 2 at the beginning of the show, the little bag and the black and white striped bag. He opened the bag and pulled out a small vile of liquid with something floating in it. It was the piece of her arm she got cut out last week! To make up for that disgusting clump of skin, she let him open another one. It was a can opener. For some reason J doesn’t own one. When he needs to open a can he stabs the top of the can over and over until he can get the contents out. What a caveman. The 3rd gift he opened was a set of wooden spoons so Jason can ...

"I'm going to do it anyway, but I want your blessing."

Interns — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:18:00 GMT

JASON’S GOING TO DIE:

We all know Jason is a professional eater. Or if he isn’t, he ought to be. But now his limits may be put to the test. Ryan, the chef at the Hilton Austin, who went to Kansas for a couple of years, decided to invent something that would put Longhorn braggarts in their place with a meal there was no way they would finish. Thus the 5-Pound Burger was born. Jason is a notorious Longhorn braggart, so Nick challenged him to an eat-off. We got a visit from Nick and Joe, the resident manager, who brought the beast itself into the studio today. It altogether it weighs 8 pounds, complete with a garnish of a slider burger this morning, Longhorn fries – half potato, half sweet potato – and some fried pickles. Ryan’s been training for this event – just like Cool Hand Luke. He’s eaten ...

Would you like phlegm with that?

Interns — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:13:00 GMT

JASON AND DEB’S MASSAGE:

Deb and Jason have acquired a new client, Massage Envy, so they are getting free massages, but they cannot decide what gender they prefer to be massaged by. Deb thinks that being massaged by a man is better because of their strong hands and plus, she just prefers the touch of a man. Deb can get away with getting massaged by a man because she can hide her sexual gratification, which is where Jason has a problem. Jason only wants to be massaged by a woman for his own pleasure. Jason is scared that he will only get the option of getting a male masseuse so he doesn’t want to go. He wants the “women only” massage. We’ll see what happens. If you're interested in a massage, check out http://www.massageenvy.com/

GROSS FOOD SERVICE:

Since the headline news today involved a man spitting into an officer’s burger, ...

Jason's got moves you've never seen...or want to see...

Interns — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:54:00 GMT

JASON IS NOT IN GOOD SHAPE:

Saturday night Jason went to his friend Steven and Amy’s wedding. Cassandra was there bartending as well. It was so beautiful and intimate, like a story book wedding. The reception was when it got crazy! Jason had a few drinks and decided to bust out his best dance moves. Cassandra attempted to imitate his moves today in studio, and was pretty close, but didn’t quite capture it since she wasn’t wearing sweat pants. Fortunately for everyone, we got it on video. Be sure to check it out, and who knows, maybe you’ll learn some new moves.

DEB’S ARM SURGERY:

On Thursday Deb went and had minor surgery at Restora. She has had a scar on her arm that has bothered her for awhile, but found out she could have a minor procedure to make it look better. The doctors gave Deb a valium ...

Jager Is The Root Of All Evil

Cassandra — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:58:00 GMT

JASON IS A BAD FRIEND:

Last night was Lucky Lounge’s 12th anniversary party! Lucky is the MorningX’s favorite watering hole, so of course we had to go. I am just going to say it: Jason made Cassandra puke. Jason, Cassandra and the owner/friend of Lucky Lounge Will all took a shot together at the end of the night. It was Jaeger! Right after consuming this shot Cassandra ran to the bathroom to puke. Her defense was that Jaeger never settles in her tummy. It had nothing to do with the ten drinks she had before her shot with Jason.

DDLP:

Every Friday we talk to a real news sports caster, Dennis De La Pena from Fox 7 Sports. Dennis says that Baylor has really beefed up their football team in the past year. They gave us a little bit of a scare last year, but there is no way on ...

Dane Cook is tonight! New Moon, come sooner!!

Interns — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:02:00 GMT

SLUMLORD HUNDREDAIRE:

Jason was having a move in special at the Dick House last week. Nick, Other Guy Intern, decided to take him up on the offer and moved in! The special is for 2 months rent free. He doesn’t have to start paying until the beginning of 2010. Jason is running an intern hostel now. Not only is Nick living there, but also Grandpa Intern. Grandpa Intern doesn’t even work for us anymore because he switched over to the old guy station next door. The four rooms are all filled up now. Kyle, Jason’s oldest friend is the other roomie as well as Jason’s friend Abe who Jason hasn’t seen in a while. Kyle told Deb the other day that one of his tenants falls asleep in his car in the driveway all the time. He isn’t sure if he has a drinking and driving or is a narcoleptic. ...

It's IIIIN-DENIAL MAAAAANNNN!!!

Interns — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:00:00 GMT

JASON’S A LIAR:

Cassandra’s boyfriend, Russell, is a trapeze badass – the two of them actually met when she and Deb went to Trapeze Austin and got instructed by Russell and his trapeze comrades. And last week we played the Newly-Boned Game, where we asked Russell and SI questions about each other, and if they got enough questions right, Jason had agreed to stop doing the Russell Voice for four weeks, and he also agreed to go to take another trapeze lesson, mostly because he thought there’s no way that they would actually win the game. Naturally Deb booked an appointment for them next Wednesday at 1. What’s Jason say? He has a thing – he can’t go. Has abdominal elephantitis and can’t do strenuous activity. Everybody else wants him to go because it’ll be fun and . . . okay, let’s be honest – he’s the comic relief ...

DEB SAYS NO TO JASON'S SECOND-HAND PODGE!

Cassandra — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:23:00 GMT

THE RADIO IS BROKEN:

We are sorry about the radio signal. The past two days have been brutal we know, but we have people working around the clock trying to fix the problem. We are moving the tower sight to a better location so we are running on a back-up transmitter. Please stick with us until we are back up and running. After we are fully moved to our new location thing will be even better than before. Until then, listen to our podcasts and online stream. You can also download the iPhone and BlackBerry application. Everything is perfectly clear listening that way. Thanks for your patience.

DEB’S RESTORA APPOINTMENT:

Today Deb wanted to ask Cassandra for a favor on Friday, but she works at Cuatros every Friday. Instead, Deb had to ask Jason the favor. On Friday Deb is going to Restora to get some plastic surgery. She has a ...

HAPPY B-DAY MOMMA DICK! SORRY WE COULDN’T TELL YOU ON AIR!

Interns — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:27:00 GMT

NOTHING WORKS AROUND HERE:

We apologize to everyone who tried to listen to 101X this morning. Our signal was broken and the only ones who could hear us were the online, iPhone and Blackberry listeners. (Which are probably the ones reading this blog right now, too.) It sucks, I know. In the meantime we let Cassandra intro some songs to make fun of her and we all learned the Limp Bizkit dance to “Rollin’”. I really hope we get everything fixed by tomorrow morning for you guys. Stick with us and everything will be back to normal soon… I hope.

FLESHLIGHT:

The other week we were all reading news stories when Jason saw a cool new sex toy. If you haven’t heard, there is a sex toy called a Fleshlight. It is basically a prosthetic vagina discretely disguised as a flashlight. They have recently cashed in on the ...