http://www.101x.com/morningx/index.aspxJason, Deb, and Sorority Intern blogen-usCopyright 2010, KROX-FMThu, 09 Sep 2010 11:53:14 GMTWed, 08 Sep 2010 17:14:45 GMT1http://emmisinteractive.comTHE JASON AND DEB MEMORIAL PICK-AXE:   Deb’s got an overactive imagination, so naturally when she was driving home from the gym yesterday and it was raining like the end times, she imagined the worst.  What if her car got washed off the road and submerged?  She didn’t have anything heavy, hard, or sharp in her car, so how will she break the window to get out?  She’d be totally screwed.  So she mentally invented a miniature pick-axe you can carry in your handbag for just such an occasion.  In addition, she mentally organized a test where she drives a car into a pool and finds out what the most effective method is.  Too little, too late, my friend.  Mythbusters has beaten you to the punch.  You can see the video above, where they lower a car into a pool, water starts leaking in from every crevice of the car, ...http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10137994http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10137994Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:14:45 GMTJASON WAS VIOLATED:   Good news regarding Jason’s huevos:  they don’t have to come off.  We’ve been hearing for a while that Jason would have persistent pain every Friday in his right huevo.  Deb’s calling it Mother Nature’s birth control – just when you’re about to go out for the weekend, you get some pain that prevents it.  So he went to a real, live urologist named Dick Chopp to get the expert opinion.  He was prepared for the doctor to get all up in his frank and beans – he even did an extra-special washing job for that area beforehand.  Then there came a moment he wasn’t prepared for:  Dr. Chopp said, “Put your elbows right here, and I’m gonna check out your prostate.”  You know what that means.  Jason hears the rubber gloves going on and the lube being squeezed out of a tube.  Everything after that is ...http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10137658http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10137658Wed, 08 Sep 2010 11:42:43 GMTDEB’S A TECHNO WIZARD:   Jason is constantly worried that Deb is gonna leave him for bigger and better things, so he was pretty scared since he found a stack of papers on the printer that looked like a job form for AMD.  We all know Deb is a technological genius (that’s sarcasm, if it was unclear), so that made total sense.  A friend of hers from her old TV days is producing a new, online show that talks about tech stuff, and when he asked her to be on, she said, “Huh?”  Turns out that’s exactly the response he wanted:  amongst all the super nerds, Deb’s going to be the dull one that asks all the clever people how you turn the computer on.  Jason has always wanted to have Deb make some videos on the internet.  Just not these kind.  Deb definitely wouldn’t make that kind of show, ...http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10137104http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10137104Fri, 03 Sep 2010 16:38:59 GMTJASON’S FEELS JUSTIFIED:   Yesterday Jason put out a new, completely unfounded theory he’s been working on:  UT has the smartest football fans, per win, of any college team.  Let me explain:  there are lots of colleges with smarter students, and there are a few colleges with better football records, but if you combine the two, you can’t beat Texas.  Obviously Jason is a total homer for UT, which made Deb doubt this whole thing.  But now she has to be a believer.  Listener Brent e-mailed the show and showed us this spreadsheet he had made.  It took him several hours, but he took all of the Division 1 schools in the NCAA, multiplied the average SAT score of incoming freshmen by the number of football wins last season, and got a ranking.  Guess who’s #1?  That’s right.  UT.  Jason, of course, feels justified for putting out this theory and ...http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10136771http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10136771Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:43:35 GMTCATFISH:   Today we got a visit from Nev, Ariel, and Henry, the guys who made Catfish – a new documentary about a guy who meets a girl online, then when he tries to meet her, something really bizarre happens.  We don’t want to ruin it for you – you’ve just got to check it out for yourself.  When she saw the movie, Deb felt validated for her policy of having no listener friends on Facebook.  Denying friend requests from strangers is not only safe, but prudent.  The guys immediately turned that on its head - sometimes when you accept a stranger’s friend request, you get famous and make a huge movie.  Nev was saying that he accepted the request initially mostly because he was single, looking for love, and you tend to accept more in that situation than you would normally.  He saw a cute girl looking for some ...http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10136349http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10136349Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:36:08 GMTUT DOESN'T SUCK AS MUCH AS ALABAMA:   We were sent this link yesterday, and it is hilarious.  It breaks down the college football Top 20, giving a rant on every single one.   Be cautioned:  it is horrifically foul-mouthed.  But awesome.  Here it is.http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10136214http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10136214Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:03:28 GMTDEB’S DIARY:   Tuesdays we shine a light on Deb to find out what it’s like being a hot, British chick living in Austin, so we take a peek into her diary.  Most people get into shape at the beginning of summer, but Deb’s always been a little more untraditional.  Her (gasp) 36th birthday is coming up, and she found some more gray hairs yesterday, so she’s feeling like she needs to get a little more in shape.  So she got a personal trainer.  Her friend, Jessica, is a personal trainer who comes to people’s houses and works them out.  She came over and took Deb’s body fat percentage yesterday, then said she can knock 2% off in 2 months.  This is gonna be awesome.  She can just to roll out of bed, work out, then jump into her own shower.  Sweet.  Jason had to object:  Deb doesn’t have any ...http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10135939http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10135939Tue, 31 Aug 2010 15:38:17 GMTDEB'S NEWEST YOUTUBE SENSATION:   Deb has a history of amateur erotica on YouTube, with her Rabies Shot and Colonic Irrigation videos.  This will be the newest in that great pedigree.  It's Deb eating corn in a way that will make most men wish they were made of corn.  Enjoy.   STRANGER DANGER!:   For the first time, Deb watched Penn and Teller’s Bull$#@*!  It’s all about them disproving things that people believe without question, and they do it with some of the best cursing you’ve ever heard in your life.  One thing that they highlighted on this episode was Stranger Danger, where you teach your kids to be afraid of strangers.  This was something Deb had never even heard of, since in England, they don’t really teach that.  In fact, she’s got the exact opposite of Stranger Danger.  She once went to Vegas with a virtual stranger, and she ...http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10135573http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10135573Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:22:00 GMTJASON’S TESTICULAR DIFFICULTIES: No, it’s not just because he was wearing high-waisted pants and giving himself a moose knuckle/reverse-muffintop today. Two weeks ago today, Jason noticed he has the slightest but persistent pain in the right testicle – which Deb was surprised to learn is always the right testicle. They don’t move around in there. He posted on Twitter – because where better to ask for medical advice? – that he was having huevo pain every Friday. Many responses said he either had too much or too little Wankasaurus rex. Not especially helpful. Jason talked to the Livestrong doctor, who said that it’s probably not serious and will go away eventually. But it’s back again today. We went to the listeners for help. Caller Anna said her boyfriend had a similar problem, which turned out to be a pinched nerve; the solution is to wear really tight underwear. Jason’s got ...http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10135140http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10135140Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:31:49 GMTSON OF A PREACHER MAN'S DOPPELGANGER:   We found this picture in a random folder yesterday, and at first we thought it was Alex Son of a Preacher Man.  But it's not!  Jason and Deb have no idea who this guy is, even though he visited the studio around a year ago.  If you know who this is - or if it's you - e-mail us at morningx@krox.com, and we'll hook you up with some concert tickets.   WHOSE TWEET IS IT ANYWAY: Once a week we play the Twitter Game, where a listener competes against Jason and Deb to identify who tweeted certain quotes. Today Tom competed against J & D to guess had Dave Matthews, Fred Durst, and Ludacris. Deb was the only one able to guess that Fred Durst tweeted about his Celtics jersey, and then she and Tom guessed that Ludacris was going to a Justin Bieber concert. Jason began ...http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10134705http://www.101x.com/morningx/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10134705Thu, 26 Aug 2010 15:32:25 GMT