Jason and Deb
Special Delivery! It's Poop!
We ran across a story about a delivery woman for Amazon taking a No. 2 on the lawn of one of her customers. (There's security video out there if you want to look it up; we recommend you do not.) She just must have run out of time, thanks to the high-intensity delivery schedule. Not that that's an excuse.
This is just the latest indication that being a delivery driver is awful. Like when turkeys attack.
But it's not all bad. If you're a good enough driver, you make friends with the animals on your route, like this hero.