C'mon out!  Movie starts at sundown.  But, you should really get there early.  2 Weeks ago, for Indiana Jones, we probably had about 500 ppl come out!  It was packed and good sitting areas go pretty quick.  We also offer some "XIP" upgrades from the venue.  Which, by the way, is at Central Market on N. Lamar.  It's an outdoor movie on a huge inflatable screen.  So, grab your frineds and bring your ass.  Need more deets?  Check it here.  The movie will be "Serenity".  I've personally never heard of it, but it has quite the cult following.  Should be an interesting crowd.

 

Also, by now I'm sure you've heard Perez Hilton got smacked a few time by Will.I.AM's of Black Eyed Peas) manager.  Had something to do with Perez always talking smack about Fergie (of Black Eyed Peas) ((side note: does anyone remember when the Black Eyed Peas was almost a militant hip hop ground that wasn't too fond of whitey?  They used to tour w/ Public Enemy.  When did they go all "vag"?))  So, Perez was calling Will.I.AM a "faggot" and Will's manage sucka punched Perez a couple of time.  Kind of a bitch thing to do, but I must admit, I would have done it too just for a laugh.  I tried to find the footage of it, but I couldn't.  Oh well.  Would someone tell me why Perez Hilton is a "celebrety" in the first place?  All he does is talk Sh!t, right?  Well, I've been doing that for years!  Where is my invite to the grammys!?

 

Here is a funny convo via twitter between Perez and John Mayer.  John Mayer might be cooler than you think.

 

johncmayer:Good lord, that vocal on "Death of Autotune" is pitchy!!

PerezHilton@johncmayer That's real funny! Ha ha! And I'm sure you also think I "deserved" to get hit!

johncmayer@PerezHilton Not true. In fact I'd like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you'll have the situational awareness not to get in someone's face.

johncmayer@perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot" Jitsu.

PerezHilton@johncmayer Ok.

PerezHilton@johncmayer Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it's not fucking funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u.

PerezHilton@johncmayer Karma is NOT getting punched in the face!

johncmayer@PerezHilton agreed. So let's meet up this week and I'll give you your first krav maga instruction. We'll break the event down and learn...

johncmayer@PerezHilton 1. de-escalation tactics. 2.Creating distance. Instuctives ("get back!" placing the hand out) 3. Combined block and attack....

PerezHilton@johncmayer I can never tell if ur being sincere or not. It doesnt matter. Have Harley email me contact info for this so I can do on my own.

PerezHilton@johncmayer I cant DM u and Im not trying to play this out publicly. B well. I dont wish u harm. I talk shit but I sincerely wish no 1 harm.

johncmayer@PerezHilton this will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong.

johncmayer@perezhilton from the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can't blog the world, my friend.

johncmayer@perezhilton people don't want to see you hurt, they want to see you experience something equalizing.

PerezHilton@johncmayer I totally did experience a lack of control - on the part of Will.I.Am and his road manager! I agree with you 100%!

PerezHilton@johncmayer And people DO want to see me hurt. That's what I've been reading over and over again. But it's cool. I'll be back 2 normal tomm.

johncmayer@PerezHilton Yah, you're not getting it... OOH! OK. It's like the Matrix. You live in the Perez Matrix. You wrote the program, you can fly.

johncmayer@PerezHilton then you leave the Matrix, and oh, what the hell, you're not gonna get it. You're a sweet guy though.

PerezHilton@johncmayer Once again, we agree! I live in my own world. And in my world, I would never punch someone. And in my world, that's illegal!

PerezHilton@johncmayer Also, in my world, if someone repeatedly talks shit about me, I ignore them or TALK as much shit back. But that's just me.

PerezHilton@johncmayer All I really care about in this world is doing right by my family and my dog, and sharing and listening to music.

johncmayer@PerezHilton you might have a gash on your face for a few more days, but the real healing? It's happening right now.

johncmayer@perezhilton now you sit down behind that Tandy computer and you hash out a Doogie diary. Be sure to pause, think, and keep typing.

johncmayer@perezhilton because today, the fourth wall came crashing down. Mario, you are human. I call upon Twitter to be kind to you. #perezisokbyme

PerezHilton@johncmayer I'm not human! I'm a monster! Good night, John Mayer.

@PerezHilton Good night Perez, you dumb shit. #perezisokbyme

 

Now, something for you to laugh at.