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The 19th Time's The Charm
Posted 1/15/2013 11:11:00 AM

Dear Diary


I had a moment yesterday of simultaneous dumbassery and extreme awesomeness. I'm sure (well I'm hoping) others have been through the same thing. And if not, I'm telling you this story as a PSA, a cautionary tale if you will. Two Sundays ago I went to see a movie at the Alamo Drafthouse on Slaughter with some friends. It was the day after my poor little Blue had almost died and was in bad shape at the vets. I was pretty worried about Blue and I'd had a few pops to settle my nerves. In fact we decided to go and see a crappy movie just because I was kinda drunk. You know, I didn't want to waste a perfectly good movie when I was not really going to take it in. I just wanted something to keep my mind off of Blue. Anyway, the movie was crappy, my mind was occupied and my friends drove me home. Unfortunately when I went to grab my wallet the next day, it wasn't there. No problem, I thought. I bet I left it at the Alamo. And bingo, it was there! My happiness when I picked it up soon dissipated as I noticed the credit card I had used was not in there. Nor was it in my pocket, purse or anywhere. Oh no! I didn't want to cancel it, as I was SURE it was somewhere close. A week went by and I still hadn't found it but yesterday, like a miracle, it showed up in my handbag! Hooray! And that's the lesson kids, check your bag for lost credit cards, but make sure you check it 19 times. That's the magic number..

Posted By: Deb  
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