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 Deb's Diary
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I Consider Myself An Intelligent Person
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7/6/2010 10:00:00 AM
Dear Diary
I generally like to think of myself as a somewhat intelligent person. You know, I'm somewhat knowledgeable about countries, I use punctuation in the right places and can even navigate the internet pretty well. I also like to think that my friends are clever too. Jason had a 3.3 GPA in college, Cassandra can spell most one syllable animal names and I even know one lawyer! However, I found out this weekend that I've got a Secret Genius Friend. When I say SGF, I mean this person is so clever, so brainy, so educated, that they are probably doing themselves a disservice being friends with me. I don't mean that this SGF knows how to set up their home surround sound without looking at the manual, or that they speak a couple of extra languages, no it's beyond that. While having dinner with my friends Sarah and Steve, the SGF, this weekend, who are known to me as clever bastards, I found out that not only can my friends more than likely programme a VCR to record a film in three weeks time, but my friend Steve owns a patent on a mathematical theory. A THEORY! I know another guy who owns a patent, but it's got something to do with a product you'd see on an infomercial. This is a patent on a THEORY! Steve the SGF then tried to explain it and I realised that as many times over the course of my life that he did that, I'd never entirely understand exactly what he was talking about. So at that point, I just had another glass of wine and consoled myself with a fart joke.
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Deb
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